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    Re: Flatulence forces plane to land

    It could have been worse.

    It could have turned out like this scene, but only on a plane.

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=nGeVqI0mtmA

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    Re: Flatulence forces plane to land

    "cajunvike" wrote:
    They should have just shoved a deodorizer up her butt and sent her on her way!
    Just hang a few of those cardboard pine tree thingies on her!
    I'd much rather see the Packers miss the playoffs because of their talent then because of their injuries.

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    Re: Flatulence forces plane to land

    That Hillary Clinton is so crazy.
    Oh, I'm sorry, was she supposed to remain anonymous?

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    Re: Flatulence forces plane to land

    A great site for flatulence...

    http://www.heptune.com/farts.html

    I read somewhere lighting a match doesn't burn the methane in the air, though you can light them if you get close enough to the, uh, source...
    ;D
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    Re: Flatulence forces plane to land

    Can you explode if you don't fart?

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    Re: Flatulence forces plane to land

    "WVV" wrote:
    Can you explode if you don't fart?
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    Not according to the site I referenced.
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    Re: Flatulence forces plane to land

    [img width=200 height=200]http://www.fartmart.com/images/items/16.gif[/img]

    Fart Whistle
    Fart Novelties $2.99

    Take a deep breath and....blow!

    The fart whistle is like a farting kazoo. Just press it to your lips, blow through the whistle, and it sounds like a fart. The thing I love most about this item is the packaging...if you look closely on the box, you can see it says poo...poo.....poo..... What more can you ask for?

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    Re: Flatulence forces plane to land

    "PacNWVike" wrote:
    "WVV" wrote:
    Can you explode if you don't fart?
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    Not according to the site I referenced.
    the only problem is if you get a blow-back .... that could be a tad painful
    Time spent annoying a Packer fan is never time wasted...


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    Re: Flatulence forces plane to land

    "VKG4LFE" wrote:
    That is hilarious. What's even more funny is the fact that the plane took off again and the lady wasn't allowed back on!
    She broke federal law, no matter what the reason for it was.
    She's gonna be in a bit of trouble.

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    Re: Flatulence forces plane to land

    "PacNWVike" wrote:
    A great site for flatulence...

    http://www.heptune.com/farts.html

    I read somewhere lighting a match doesn't burn the methane in the air, though you can light them if you get close enough to the, uh, source...
    ;D
    From the site that Pac posted:

    Why do farts make noise?


    The sounds are produced by vibrations of the anal opening. Sounds depend on the velocity of expulsion of the gas and the tightness of the sphincter muscles of the anus. Contrary to a popular misconception, fart noise is not generated by the flapping of the butt cheeks. You can see proof of this in the close-up video footage of Carl Plant's fart on http://www.mateinastate.com/farts/farting.htm.


    There is no way in hell I am clicking on the link to the video...
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