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    First Sheep -- Now sex with deer in Wisconsin

    http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=25475&in_page_id=2

    A Superior, Wisconsin man charged with having sex with a dead deer

    A man is accused of having sex with the carcass of a deer that he found lying beside the road – but his lawyer denies that he committed bestiality, on the grounds that a dead deer isn't an animal any more.

    20-year-old Bryan James Hathaway of Superior, Wisconsin allegedly had sex with the deer corpse after he found it on the roadside on October 11 this year. Authorities say he told police that he noticed the deer lying in a ditch, and then moved the corpse into the woods.

    He is charged with 'sexual gratification with an animal' – but in a magnificent piece of legal footwork, his attorney argues that he can't be guilty of that crime, because a carcass isn't an animal, the Duluth News Tribune reports.

    If Hathaway is convicted, he could serve up to two years in prison, because of a previous conviction in 2005 for shooting dead a horse called Bambrick. So that he could have sex with it.
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    Re: First Sheep -- Now sex with deer in Wisconsin

    First sheep and goats, now deer. No animal is safe from packers fans, dead OR alive!

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    Re: First Sheep -- Now sex with deer in Wisconsin

    That is HILARIOUS!!!
    Packer fans just LOVE their animals, huh?
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    Re: First Sheep -- Now sex with deer in Wisconsin

    "COJOMAY" wrote:
    http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=25475&in_page_id=2

    A Superior, Wisconsin man charged with having sex with a dead deer

    A man is accused of having sex with the carcass of a deer that he found lying beside the road – but his lawyer denies that he committed bestiality, on the grounds that a dead deer isn't an animal any more.

    20-year-old Bryan James Hathaway of Superior, Wisconsin allegedly had sex with the deer corpse after he found it on the roadside on October 11 this year. Authorities say he told police that he noticed the deer lying in a ditch, and then moved the corpse into the woods.

    He is charged with 'sexual gratification with an animal' – but in a magnificent piece of legal footwork, his attorney argues that he can't be guilty of that crime, because a carcass isn't an animal, the Duluth News Tribune reports.

    If Hathaway is convicted, he could serve up to two years in prison, because of a previous conviction in 2005 for shooting dead a horse called Bambrick. So that he could have sex with it.
    LMAO!!
    Wah haha!
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    Re: First Sheep -- Now sex with deer in Wisconsin

    "cajunvike" wrote:
    That is HILARIOUS!!!
    Packer fans just LOVE their animals, huh?
    Yeah, I think 'love' is pretty accurate.
    XD
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    Re: First Sheep -- Now sex with deer in Wisconsin

    this could be the single funniest thing to ever happen in wisconsin.
    hahahahahahahahahaha...
    the lawyer's stance is funny as he|l...
    you couldn't write a better story than this.
    hhahahahahahaha.

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    ;D ;D ;D ;D Those guys are FREAKS!
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    Re: First Sheep -- Now sex with deer in Wisconsin

    Here is a link to "The Smoking Gun" website that includes the motion made by the attorney.

    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1116061deer1.html?link=rssfeed


    Here is the picture of the carcass banger.

    [img width=400 height=449]http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/1116061deer1.jpg[/img]
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    Hey it's ok his behavior is normal, look here is his mother and his siblings.

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    Re: First Sheep -- Now sex with deer in Wisconsin

    Sick sick sick..............ewwwwwww.

    I have a cure for that. It's permanent AND guaranteed.


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