Thread: Favorite restroom wall sayings

"Here I sit, cheeks a flexin', giving birth to another Texan"

Those who write on shithouse walls, roll their shit in little balls. Those who read these words of wit, eat those little balls of shit"

Here I sit all broken-hearted, tried to shit but only farted.

"Don't look up here, the joke is in your hand"

there once was a man from nantucket, Who dick was so big he could suck it.

He said with a grin as he wiped off his chin, if my ear was a cu*t I could fuck it.

There once was a man from O'lass who had balls made from brass in stormy wheather they clanked together and sparks flew out of his @$$.

Blasting Zone

There once was a man from mantucket, who's dick was so long he could suck it.
He walked down the street just a beating his meat as he carried his balls in a bucket.

For a good time call Singer at.... ;D

"I fucked your mom"

beneath in different writing
"Go home dad, you're drunk"