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    Fart detector solves a problem I've never encountered

    http://dvice.com/archives/2009/09/fart-detector-s.php

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    You know, I'm sure it's an impressive piece of scientific equipment, but I'm not sold on the usefulness of a fart detector. I'm sure the two Cornell computer engineering students who made it are quite bright, and combining a hydrogen sulfide monitor, a thermometer, a microphone and custom software was impressive. But really, do we need help detecting horrible farts? The problem has never been with detecting farts, after all. It's been with dealing with them once they've been detected. But hey, nice work nonetheless, guys.
    Some guys have WAY too much time on their hands.

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    Re: Fart detector solves a problem I've never encountered

    It needs to be able find the guilty party, if it could do that I could see one being installed in every elevator in the country.

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    Re: Fart detector solves a problem I've never encountered

    "jmcdon00" wrote:
    It needs to be able find the guilty party, if it could do that I could see one being installed in every elevator in the country.
    Demolishing an elevator and walking away is a great american right.


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    Re: Fart detector solves a problem I've never encountered

    Its only a matter of time before I do something like that if I cannot find a job...
    We're bringing purple back.

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    Re: Fart detector solves a problem I've never encountered

    As I said in an old thread ,all fart problems are solved with the toot tone

    Introducing The Toot Tone
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