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    Re: Everything About Farts...

    "C" wrote:
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    Farts are funny for all ages.
    It's a good family pastime.
    My son has mastered the "bare ass in yo face" farts most recently.
    You have to be careful though because sometimes he puts a little TOO MUCH effort into the squeeze.
    I call that "Splatter Painting"
    Ahh...
    A masterpiece in your underpants.
    Very nice.

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    Re: Everything About Farts...

    Can hodling a fart cause you to explode?

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    Re: Everything About Farts...

    "BadlandsViking" wrote:
    Can hodling a fart cause you to explode?
    read the link, it explains what happens when you hold a fart.. for the most part, nothing.

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    Re: Everything About Farts...

    "C" wrote:
    "BloodyHorns82" wrote:
    Farts are funny for all ages.
    It's a good family pastime.
    My son has mastered the "bare ass in yo face" farts most recently.
    You have to be careful though because sometimes he puts a little TOO MUCH effort into the squeeze.
    I call that "Splatter Painting"
    I tried to find the Mel Gibson fart at the end of the South Park Passion of the Christ episode... that's all I could think about when I read that.

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    Re: Everything About Farts...

    "Mr" wrote:
    "C" wrote:
    "BloodyHorns82" wrote:
    Farts are funny for all ages.
    It's a good family pastime.
    My son has mastered the "bare ass in yo face" farts most recently.
    You have to be careful though because sometimes he puts a little TOO MUCH effort into the squeeze.
    I call that "Splatter Painting"
    I tried to find the Mel Gibson fart at the end of the South Park Passion of the Christ episode... that's all I could think about when I read that.

    First thing I thought of was:

    [youtube=425,350]FWBUl7oT9sA[/youtube]
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    Re: Everything About Farts...

    I hate it when I sneeze and fart at the same time.
    WOW......Feels like something is tearing loooooooose back/down there.
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    Re: Everything About Farts...

    Can you really light them on fire and what would you have to eat to make THAT happen??

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    Re: Everything About Farts...

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    Can you really light them on fire and what would you have to eat to make THAT happen??

    Yes, from personal experience I know you can...just hold the lighter too close to the butt. Guinness Stout works very well, but pretty much anything will do.

    Adam Corolla said on his podcast that he lit a cigarette from the blast of a fart off a lighter's flame.
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    Re: Everything About Farts...

    "VikingMike" wrote:
    "Redrouster" wrote:
    Can you really light them on fire and what would you have to eat to make THAT happen??

    Yes, from personal experience I know you can...just hold the lighter too close to the butt. Guinness Stout works very well, but pretty much anything will do.

    Adam Corolla said on his podcast that he lit a cigarette from the blast of a fart off a lighter's flame.
    One more thing to add to the bucket list eh?

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    Re: Everything About Farts...

    "C" wrote:
    "BloodyHorns82" wrote:
    Farts are funny for all ages.
    It's a good family pastime.
    My son has mastered the "bare ass in yo face" farts most recently.
    You have to be careful though because sometimes he puts a little TOO MUCH effort into the squeeze.
    I call that "Splatter Painting"
    Here we call it nicotine farts.

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    to put my underpants on? I can´t see the difference...

    Wife:The yellow thing in the front side ,the brown thing in the back,sweetie.

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