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    Re: Dump Preparation-The pre-dump ritual.

    oh hells no.....no public dumping!!
    I'll dump in the weeds before I dump on a public can!
    SKOL VIKES!!
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    Here's a lesson I learned at work yesterday. [size=10pt]MAKE SURE ALL THE PRANKSTERS HAVE LEFT FOR THE DAY OR AT LEAST BUSY!!![/size] I walked into the bathroom and saw the feet of the guy taking his growler, whatever Im headed to the urinal. I unzip my pants and the door opens, its another employee, lets call him Guy A, says
    "Hey 'Nesto is that you?" The guy answers yeah. So two other guys who came in with Guy A is carrying one of those food trays (the silver ones used in school cafeterias) filled with water and dumps it over the stall door. Water was everywhere
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    Re: Dump Preparation-The pre-dump ritual.

    This has to be the most honestly discusting thread I have ever seen

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    "vegasvike" wrote:
    Here's a lesson I learned at work yesterday. [size=10pt]MAKE SURE ALL THE PRANKSTERS HAVE LEFT FOR THE DAY OR AT LEAST BUSY!!![/size] I walked into the bathroom and saw the feet of the guy taking his growler, whatever Im headed to the urinal. I unzip my pants and the door opens, its another employee, lets call him Guy A, says
    "Hey 'Nesto is that you?" The guy answers yeah. So two other guys who came in with Guy A is carrying one of those food trays (the silver ones used in school cafeterias) filled with water and dumps it over the stall door. Water was everywhere
    LMAO!!! hahaha that sux to be that guy. I don't know if I could stop laughing if I witnessed that.
    Wait, if there's cat food in this bag............................
    I HAVE TO CHECK ON JOLLY!!!!

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    "FreakinVikingsBaby" wrote:
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    "vegasvike" wrote:
    Here's a lesson I learned at work yesterday. [size=10pt]MAKE SURE ALL THE PRANKSTERS HAVE LEFT FOR THE DAY OR AT LEAST BUSY!!![/size] I walked into the bathroom and saw the feet of the guy taking his growler, whatever Im headed to the urinal. I unzip my pants and the door opens, its another employee, lets call him Guy A, says
    "Hey 'Nesto is that you?" The guy answers yeah. So two other guys who came in with Guy A is carrying one of those food trays (the silver ones used in school cafeterias) filled with water and dumps it over the stall door. Water was everywhere
    Someone tried that one on me once, hence my distaste for public dumping.
    So I got even by doign the same to one of the pranksters, but with the help of one of the custodians, killed the breaker and locked the door for about 20 minutes.
    That pretty much ended all the bathroom pranking around there once word got around as to why someone was missing for so long.
    SKOL VIKES!!
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    "nephilimstorm" wrote:
    This has to be the most honestly discusting thread I have ever seen
    And he plans to make it the subject of his next book!
    BANNED OR DEAD...I'LL TAKE EITHER ONE

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    "singersp" wrote:
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    Doncha just hate that the new ASSGASKETS are not long enough to cover the whole toilet seat...I usually have to add a strip of TP to the back end to cover the area that most people's bare dimply buttocks have touched...leaving all sorts of crap like hairs and asscrack lint there!
    Ewwwww...people are nasty!
    That just tells me you have a fatass! LOL
    It's the length of the ASSGASKET that is the problem, not the width.
    You know...kinda like YOUR problem, TUNA CAN MAN!
    BANNED OR DEAD...I'LL TAKE EITHER ONE

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    Re: Dump Preparation-The pre-dump ritual.

    "nephilimstorm" wrote:
    This has to be the most honestly discusting thread I have ever seen
    THANK YOU!!!
    I was just starting to wonder if it would ever die...?

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    Re: Dump Preparation-The pre-dump ritual.

    I'm here to formally apologize to Wawa and especially to it's employees for what I left last night.
    Wait, if there's cat food in this bag............................
    I HAVE TO CHECK ON JOLLY!!!!

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    "FreakinVikingsBaby" wrote:
    I'm here to formally apologize to Wawa and especially to it's employees for what I left last night.
    TOO LATE!
    They FORMALLY changed their name to WOOOOOOOO! after one of their best customers came out of the bathroom after you left and said just that!
    BANNED OR DEAD...I'LL TAKE EITHER ONE

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