Dump Preparation-The pre-dump ritual.

**cc21** · 02-01-2006, 01:13 AM

"webmaster" wrote:

Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd, it's officially offseason! LOL

lmao :lol: I was thinking the exact same thing. I just go when I gotta go, no rituals. haha

**Euphman06** · 02-01-2006, 01:34 AM

Run around looking for something to do or read on the pooper.. Find nothing so I settle with some stupid book or something. Wipe down the seat ( i live at college) and let all the happiness flow. Repeat several times a day (college food..lol)

**singersp** · 02-01-2006, 01:40 AM

There is no planning for me.

There's the morning poop & the evening poop.

My hand held electronic Yatzee game is always at my ready.

I just make sure I have my smokes & an ashtray & most importantly that there's enough T.P. on the roll or within reach.

The "pants down to your ankles" shuffle over to the closet only to find that there are no more rolls left, is definitely a bummer!

I rarely have to go while I'm at work, unless I have Mexican food for lunch, but if that is the case, there is no time for preparation!

**NordicNed** · 02-01-2006, 01:41 AM

My ritual is the same every mourning,

I get up, feed the cats and then make my coffee, once done with my coffee the cats are done eating also.

Thats when it hits me, and the cats and I march into the ole pooper and I usually pet my cats while I drop the bomb....

Thats it, I'm good for the day, one dump and thats it.......

Good To Go............

**DCPologirl** · 02-01-2006, 07:26 PM

"Gift" wrote:

wake up - cig - coffe - poop

lmao that's about the same for me lol

**cajunvike** · 02-01-2006, 07:38 PM

"DCPologirl" wrote:

"Gift" wrote:

wake up - cig - coffe - poop

lmao that's about the same for me lol

A woman who loves football and admits to her morning ritual...if you were available, you would have single PP.O male members lined up around the block to date you, Polo!!! :lol: Probably a few married ones too!

**DCPologirl** · 02-01-2006, 07:40 PM

"cajunvike" wrote:

"DCPologirl" wrote:

"Gift" wrote:

wake up - cig - coffe - poop

lmao that's about the same for me lol

A woman who loves football and admits to her morning ritual...if you were available, you would have single PP.O male members lined up around the block to date you, Polo!!! :lol: Probably a few married ones too!

LOL! I'm that kinda gal :wink:

**VikesfaninWis** · 02-01-2006, 07:41 PM

"VikingNed" wrote:

My ritual is the same every mourning,

I get up, feed the cats and then make my coffee, once done with my coffee the cats are done eating also.

Thats when it hits me, and the cats and I march into the ole pooper and I usually pet my cats while I drop the bomb....

Thats it, I'm good for the day, one dump and thats it.......

Good To Go............

LMAO

Petting your cats while taking a Favre!! Well that takes away the problem if you run out of TP LOL.. Never used a cat, but it is always an option in a pinch lol.

**aceclown** · 02-01-2006, 09:31 PM

"cajunvike" wrote:

"DCPologirl" wrote:

"Gift" wrote:

wake up - cig - coffe - poop

lmao that's about the same for me lol

A woman who loves football and admits to her morning ritual...if you were available, you would have single PP.O male members lined up around the block to date you, Polo!!! :lol: Probably a few married ones too!

Until we see her face... then we realize that she is just a disgusting slob of a woman, but hey, if thats your type.

**2beersTommy** · 02-01-2006, 09:46 PM

"VikesfaninWis" wrote:

"VikingNed" wrote:

My ritual is the same every mourning,

I get up, feed the cats and then make my coffee, once done with my coffee the cats are done eating also.

Thats when it hits me, and the cats and I march into the ole pooper and I usually pet my cats while I drop the bomb....

Thats it, I'm good for the day, one dump and thats it.......

Good To Go............

LMAO

Petting your cats while taking a Favre!! Well that takes away the problem if you run out of TP LOL.. Never used a cat, but it is always an option in a pinch lol.

there we go..the ole "taking a Favre" LMAO gotta love it..