"MaddenVodkaAddict" wrote:
After statistical theory class, I walk back to my apartment, fire up my laptop and place it on my lap while sitting on the toilet to look at some Jenna Jameson vids and start beating my... OK, I was just kidding.
I just get in and out, strictly business.
After the necessary action is taken care of, I then proceed to drink a Samuel Adams or Heineken while watching CNBC.
Even after your morning dump?