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    Re: Dump Preparation-The pre-dump ritual.

    "moviking" wrote:
    oh hells no.....no public dumping!!
    I'll dump in the weeds before I dump on a public can!
    ;D

    Yeah,but you pee in a public stall for FIVE MINUTES! I can walk back to my house,pound one out,and still be back in time to catch you coming out of the gas stataion stall...damned beer....
    Still waiting for the drugs to kick in...

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    Re: Dump Preparation-The pre-dump ritual.

    "Prophet" wrote:
    Ok, the 'Taking a Dump' thread was very informative and I'm sure we all learned a lot about techniques and our fellow fans.

    The Prequel to that thread is the 'Dump Preparation' thread.
    Yes, that is where you are now.

    Do you just get the feeling and run to the can?
    Know you have to go and wait for the perfect time during the day?
    Go in the mornings?
    Go in the evenings?
    What, if any, preparation do you do?

    The pre-dump ritual is almost as important as the dump itself.
    For me, it's all in the timing.
    Whenever possible, it is carefully calculated with reading material prepared so it can be an eventful and enjoyable experience.


    So, what is your pre-dump ritual?
    :P

    Depends on what I've had the night before,fiber content,etc...but mostly I live for the dump itself.No prep,no preconceived notions,just enjoy the ride.Content (amount) can lead to some bragging.A two-flusher is worth mentioning to friends.A three+ is worth calling your mom,cousins,and ex-girlfriends for...
    Still waiting for the drugs to kick in...

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    Re: Dump Preparation-The pre-dump ritual.

    "Prophet" wrote:
    Ok, the 'Taking a Dump' thread was very informative and I'm sure we all learned a lot about techniques and our fellow fans.

    The Prequel to that thread is the 'Dump Preparation' thread.
    Yes, that is where you are now.

    Do you just get the feeling and run to the can?
    Know you have to go and wait for the perfect time during the day?
    Go in the mornings?
    Go in the evenings?
    What, if any, preparation do you do?

    The pre-dump ritual is almost as important as the dump itself.
    For me, it's all in the timing.
    Whenever possible, it is carefully calculated with reading material prepared so it can be an eventful and enjoyable experience.


    So, what is your pre-dump ritual?
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    Re: Dump Preparation-The pre-dump ritual.

    "The" wrote:
    Wow, this is a great thread! Wonder how I missed it...

    As to my pre-dumping/dumping/post-dumping ritual:

    Pre-dump:Find Ziploc baggy. Administer latex gloves to hands. Find quiet bathroom with a lock on the door, assuring no distubances or interruptions.

    Dump: In the baggy. Seal, being careful not to get pooh on the outside.

    Post-dump: Walk up to boss's office, checking to make sure no one is in the vicinity (it should be noted that boss, who works in close quarters with others, has built a reputation for himself as being gaseous). Apply pooh to various locations adjacent to his desk, including but not limited to: underneath and behind desk in hard to reach places, behind filing cabinet, at the bottoms of boxes strewn indiscriminately across the floor, underneath his running sneakers, and inside his computer tower.

    Laugh manaically as he is chastised for the stench eminating from his work station.


    OK. Full disclosure. I haven't actually performed this operation, but I've been giving it serious consideration of late.
    No ritual, just go when the urge hits.

    HEY, did Del ever get even with his boss for the Veg Lady stunt ?
    This one would work good.
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    Re: Dump Preparation-The pre-dump ritual.

    "WileEViking" wrote:
    "moviking" wrote:
    oh hells no.....no public dumping!!
    I'll dump in the weeds before I dump on a public can!
    ;D

    Yeah,but you pee in a public stall for FIVE MINUTES! I can walk back to my house,pound one out,and still be back in time to catch you coming out of the gas stataion stall...damned beer....

    yea ok....so I was drunk...
    Some of my more memorable moments have been in that state
    SKOL VIKES!!
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    Re: Dump Preparation-The pre-dump ritual.

    "moviking" wrote:
    "WileEViking" wrote:
    "moviking" wrote:
    oh hells no.....no public dumping!!
    I'll dump in the weeds before I dump on a public can!
    ;D

    Yeah,but you pee in a public stall for FIVE MINUTES! I can walk back to my house,pound one out,and still be back in time to catch you coming out of the gas stataion stall...damned beer....
    yea ok....so I was drunk...
    Some of my more memorable moments have been in that state
    I dunno, I've got a lot of moments that most people would consider pretty memorable when I was drunk that I have no reccolection of.
    Wait, if there's cat food in this bag............................
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    Re: Dump Preparation-The pre-dump ritual.

    Pen....check;
    toilet shaped Sudoku book...check.
    I like to promote brain activity while dropin dueces.

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    Re: Dump Preparation-The pre-dump ritual.

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    Pen....check;
    toilet shaped Sudoku book...check.

    I like to promote brain activity while dropin dueces.
    Here's one to promote brain activity in Packers fans while taking a dump.........

    See & Say............Check!

    [img width=300 height=297]http://phonographia.com/SourceTTHF_Index/Farmer%20See%20n%20Say%20300.jpg[/img]

    The sheep goes baaaaaaaaaaa........

    "If at first you don't succeed, parachuting is not for you"

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    Re: Dump Preparation-The pre-dump ritual.

    "singersp" wrote:
    "BloodyHorns82" wrote:
    Pen....check;
    toilet shaped Sudoku book...check.

    I like to promote brain activity while dropin dueces.
    Here's one to promote brain activity in Packers fans while taking a dump.........

    See & Say............Check!

    [img width=300 height=297]http://phonographia.com/SourceTTHF_Index/Farmer%20See%20n%20Say%20300.jpg[/img]

    The sheep goes baaaaaaaaaaa........
    ROTFL!!!!!
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    Re: Dump Preparation-The pre-dump ritual.

    After statistical theory class, I walk back to my apartment, fire up my laptop and place it on my lap while sitting on the toilet to look at some Jenna Jameson vids and start beating my... OK, I was just kidding.
    I just get in and out, strictly business.
    After the necessary action is taken care of, I then proceed to drink a Samuel Adams or Heineken while watching CNBC.
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