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    Dump Preparation-The pre-dump ritual.

    Ok, the 'Taking a Dump' thread was very informative and I'm sure we all learned a lot about techniques and our fellow fans.

    The Prequel to that thread is the 'Dump Preparation' thread. Yes, that is where you are now.

    Do you just get the feeling and run to the can? Know you have to go and wait for the perfect time during the day? Go in the mornings? Go in the evenings? What, if any, preparation do you do?

    The pre-dump ritual is almost as important as the dump itself. For me, it's all in the timing. Whenever possible, it is carefully calculated with reading material prepared so it can be an eventful and enjoyable experience.

    So, what is your pre-dump ritual?

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    Re: Dump Preparation-The pre-dump ritual.

    More than a Feeling...
    BANNED OR DEAD...I'LL TAKE EITHER ONE

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    Re: Dump Preparation-The pre-dump ritual.

    wake up - cig - coffe - poop
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    Re: Dump Preparation-The pre-dump ritual.

    "cajunvike" wrote:
    More than a Feeling...
    id have to agree..its more than a feeling..i feel its time when i start to crown :king: lol

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    Re: Dump Preparation-The pre-dump ritual.

    Both in my office and at home there is a veritable plethora of reading material available, so careful planning really isn't necessary I am especially thankful for the guy at our office who subscribes to ESPN the magazine...
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    Re: Dump Preparation-The pre-dump ritual.

    After waking Up,After eating lunch,After eating dinner
    I have no ritual, That i poop is a ritual itself
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    Re: Dump Preparation-The pre-dump ritual.

    No ritual, I go when I have to. I always take my cell phone with me though, it has really cool games on it.

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    Re: Dump Preparation-The pre-dump ritual.

    "2beersTommy" wrote:
    "cajunvike" wrote:
    More than a Feeling...
    id have to agree..its more than a feeling..i feel its time when i start to crown :king: lol
    No...I was thinking more like Boston...you know, crappy city, crapper city...:evil4:
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    Re: Dump Preparation-The pre-dump ritual.

    "cajunvike" wrote:
    "2beersTommy" wrote:
    "cajunvike" wrote:
    More than a Feeling...
    id have to agree..its more than a feeling..i feel its time when i start to crown :king: lol
    No...I was thinking more like Boston...you know, crappy city, crapper city...:evil4:
    cant say i knew where u were going wif that..doesnt change the fact that when i start to crown..its time to run lol..BTW..shouldnt this be AKA Favre prep ?? :wink:

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    Re: Dump Preparation-The pre-dump ritual.

    Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd, it's officially offseason! LOL

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