Page 5 of 5 FirstFirst ... 345
Results 41 to 47 of 47
  1. #41
    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    Posts
    1,130

    Re: Drunk stories thread

    This one isn't very long but a couple months ago me and some people were drinking late at night on the street in front of my friends house. Anyway, I'm buzzed, but not that much. A cop rolls down the street. Everyone tries to hide their booze, but the cop knew what was up so he points the spotlight on us and asks us who has been drinking. Perfect timing-this is when I decide to catch my foot in the corner of the side walk, stumble a few steps foward, and fall on the cop cars hood. The cop told me to get in the car and take a ride home or be arrested for being drunk in public. I didn't feel like arguing so I just took the ride, I wasn't even that drunk, but it was pretty funny.
    Wait, if there's cat food in this bag............................
    I HAVE TO CHECK ON JOLLY!!!!

  2. #42
    mr.woo's Avatar
    mr.woo is offline Team Alumni
    Join Date
    Dec 1969
    Posts
    3,213

    Re: Drunk stories thread

    my stry is WAY to long to put on here as it spans multiple days. ill just tell you it involves a russian submarine, two homless vets, and a very angry african bull elephant.
    woo out
    just two corn cobs shy of a bushel

  3. #43
    Creep's Avatar
    Creep is offline Pro-Bowler
    Join Date
    Dec 2006
    Posts
    343

    Re: Drunk stories thread

    "mr.woo" wrote:
    my stry is WAY to long to put on here as it spans multiple days. ill just tell you it involves a russian submarine, two homless vets, and a very angry african bull elephant.
    If ya didn't get laid by anything involved,...we don't want to hear it...JK
    (African bull elephants are pretty hot!!) :
    *FIGHTING FOR PEACE, IS LIKE FUCKING FOR CELIBACY.*

  4. #44
    mr.woo's Avatar
    mr.woo is offline Team Alumni
    Join Date
    Dec 1969
    Posts
    3,213

    Re: Drunk stories thread

    "Creep" wrote:
    "mr.woo" wrote:
    my stry is WAY to long to put on here as it spans multiple days. ill just tell you it involves a russian submarine, two homless vets, and a very angry african bull elephant.
    If ya didn't get laid by anything involved,...we don't want to hear it...JK
    (African bull elephants are pretty hot!!) :

    there were russian girls on the sub
    woo out
    just two corn cobs shy of a bushel

  5. #45
    Creep's Avatar
    Creep is offline Pro-Bowler
    Join Date
    Dec 2006
    Posts
    343

    Re: Drunk stories thread

    "mr.woo" wrote:
    "Creep" wrote:
    "mr.woo" wrote:
    my stry is WAY to long to put on here as it spans multiple days. ill just tell you it involves a russian submarine, two homless vets, and a very angry african bull elephant.
    If ya didn't get laid by anything involved,...we don't want to hear it...JK
    (African bull elephants are pretty hot!!) :

    there were russian girls on the sub
    I'll shut up now.
    *FIGHTING FOR PEACE, IS LIKE FUCKING FOR CELIBACY.*

  6. #46
    davike's Avatar
    davike is offline Team Alumni
    Join Date
    Sep 2006
    Posts
    2,750

    Re: Drunk stories thread

    "mr.woo" wrote:
    "Creep" wrote:
    "mr.woo" wrote:
    my stry is WAY to long to put on here as it spans multiple days. ill just tell you it involves a russian submarine, two homless vets, and a very angry african bull elephant.
    If ya didn't get laid by anything involved,...we don't want to hear it...JK
    (African bull elephants are pretty hot!!) :

    there were russian girls on the sub
    I heard that you are scared of girls.....

    Thanks Josdin00 for the sig!

  7. #47
    mr.woo's Avatar
    mr.woo is offline Team Alumni
    Join Date
    Dec 1969
    Posts
    3,213

    Re: Drunk stories thread

    "davike" wrote:
    "mr.woo" wrote:
    "Creep" wrote:
    "mr.woo" wrote:
    my stry is WAY to long to put on here as it spans multiple days. ill just tell you it involves a russian submarine, two homless vets, and a very angry african bull elephant.
    If ya didn't get laid by anything involved,...we don't want to hear it...JK
    (African bull elephants are pretty hot!!) :

    there were russian girls on the sub
    I heard that you are scared of girls.....
    only the ones with cooties.
    woo out
    just two corn cobs shy of a bushel

Page 5 of 5 FirstFirst ... 345

Similar Threads

  1. Time for a new..... DRUNK THREAD!!
    By triedandtruevikesfan in forum The Clubhouse
    Replies: 74
    Last Post: 08-02-2009, 10:16 AM
  2. TNT's Drunk Thread
    By NeumDog in forum The Clubhouse
    Replies: 207
    Last Post: 05-03-2008, 11:15 PM
  3. Official: I'm drunk and we won thread
    By MensaTice in forum Vikings Fan Forum
    Replies: 5
    Last Post: 09-17-2006, 06:01 PM
  4. drunk thread!!!
    By smootloot in forum The Clubhouse
    Replies: 5
    Last Post: 04-23-2006, 04:51 AM
  5. Funny Drunk Stories..
    By V4L in forum The Clubhouse
    Replies: 33
    Last Post: 10-26-2005, 12:12 AM

Tags for this Thread

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •