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    Re: Drunk stories thread

    There was the time we spent the fishing opener with the boat never leaving the launch.
    We sat in the boat all day on Mille Lacs drinking beer.
    That was when we originated the term Larry Lobster, my brother was so sunburned it was hilarious.
    He did go to bed around 11 that night, but my buddies and I stayed out there all night, of course we did have to take a trip to the casino.
    When the our neighbor went out fishing early the next morning, we happily greeted him.
    He could not believe we had been there all night long.
    We finally got the boat out when it got light to catch some walleye.

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    Re: Drunk stories thread

    Oh another oneeeeeeeeee

    Nothing too exciting happened but it was funny

    My buddy drank a whole liter of U.V Blue in one night.. Probably over 3-5 hours.. Not even sure but it was fairly quick..

    He was out in the middle of the road in his boxers puking til 6 in the morning.. Puked atleast 30 times.. He couldn't lay down cuz the spins got to him

    And he had to work at 9 in the morning.. And ended up puking at work ha





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    Re: Drunk stories thread

    I don't have too many funny stories. Best I got is my friend licking his mom's leg after some bacardi gold rum. I've also got a good AIM conversation when me and my friend were chillin drunk and waiting to go to a party and started to talk to people on AIM.

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    Re: Drunk stories thread

    I got really hammered at the beginning of college, and pissed on the street. The cops saw me, gave me a ticket, and then forced me to go to the hospital. When they let me out 6 hours later I was still drunk. Now whenever my RA mentions people may be forced to go to the hospital if they're too drunk, my whole floor looks at me

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    Re: Drunk stories thread

    Several years ago (back in high school) me and a buddy drank a 1.75 Liter of Vodka.
    Afterwords we played paper rock siscors to see who had to drive to town to meet our sober drivers.
    (sounds dumb I know)
    Anyways, I lost and had to drive.
    Things get pretty foggy from there, but I woke up in a ditch at the end of my parents driveway covered in vomit.
    There was an ambulance and a squad car next to the car...then I passed out again.
    Woke up sometime later and everybody was gone.
    As it turns out, I ran over my buddy with his own car and he got taken to the hospital.
    He had to spend a week in the hospital and lost a bunch of weight.
    He might have lost a nut or two in the process, we dont' know for sure.
    Anyways, he's now a proud member of PP.O.

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    Re: Drunk stories thread

    I got sh!tfaced drunk a few years back, was having a good time, when a massive fight broke out at the bar where I was, must have been 10 guys fighting, and about 4 people trying to break it up.
    Being the good semaritan(sp?) I am, I tried to help break it up, ended up getting stabbed in the wrist (not bad, must have been like a pocket knife or something), didn't realize I was cut at first.
    Once I did, I nailed the guy in the face a couple times before being pulled back.
    I had to take a ride in the ambulance to the hospital where I got a few stitches, but my great friend Jerad, rather than following me to the hospital went home and went to sleep, so at 3 in the morning, when I was done, I asked the nurse (or someone, not sure, it was kind of blurry), if I could leave.
    I ended up jogging home about 2 miles, half drunk, in 20 degree weather.
    Yeah, it's not a good idea to help break up fights when you've been drinking for 5 hours.
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    Re: Drunk stories thread

    About 10 years ago I was home on leave and visiting a few friends of mine at Stout U in Wisconsin.
    Among many other things we had my malt of choice at the time, Mickey's Big Mouths. Somewhere about the second day of heavy partying (seriously. do they even go to class there?) I lose all recollection.

    I wake up the next day and roll over to notice that my leg is bandaged.
    I say something along the lines of "WTF" and my friend Dave (who apparently passed out on the floor too) says "Don't worry man, that's just your new tat."

    Yep.
    My nice new tat of the Mickey's Hornet.
    [img width=313 height=288]http://www.40ouncebeer.com/bc/mickeysc.jpg[/img]

    I have several other tattoos, so that wasn't a big deal.
    But the f'in bee?
    Damn!
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    Re: Drunk stories thread

    "BloodyHorns82" wrote:
    Several years ago (back in high school) me and a buddy drank a 1.75 Liter of Vodka.
    Afterwords we played paper rock siscors to see who had to drive to town to meet our sober drivers.
    (sounds dumb I know)

    Anyways, I lost and had to drive.
    Things get pretty foggy from there, but I woke up in a ditch at the end of my parents driveway covered in vomit.
    There was an ambulance and a squad car next to the car...then I passed out again.
    Woke up sometime later and everybody was gone.
    As it turns out, I ran over my buddy with his own car and he got taken to the hospital.
    He had to spend a week in the hospital and lost a bunch of weight.
    He might have lost a nut or two in the process, we dont' know for sure.
    Anyways, he's now a proud member of PP.O.
    I still have both my nuts, thank you very much.

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    Re: Drunk stories thread

    "NodakPaul" wrote:
    About 10 years ago I was home on leave and visiting a few friends of mine at Stout U in Wisconsin.
    Among many other things we had my malt of choice at the time, Mickey's Big Mouths. Somewhere about the second day of heavy partying (seriously. do they even go to class there?) I lose all recollection.

    I wake up the next day and roll over to notice that my leg is bandaged.
    I say something along the lines of "WTF" and my friend Dave (who apparently passed out on the floor too) says "Don't worry man, that's just your new tat."

    Yep.
    My nice new tat of the Mickey's Hornet.
    [img width=313 height=288]http://www.40ouncebeer.com/bc/mickeysc.jpg[/img]

    I have several other tattoos, so that wasn't a big deal.
    But the f'in bee?
    gol 'darnit!
    You could have gotten something worse....I heard a story similar to yours except the guy got a really girly flower tattoo.

    Thanks Josdin00 for the sig!

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    Re: Drunk stories thread

    "jmcdon00" wrote:
    "BloodyHorns82" wrote:
    Several years ago (back in high school) me and a buddy drank a 1.75 Liter of Vodka.
    Afterwords we played paper rock siscors to see who had to drive to town to meet our sober drivers.
    (sounds dumb I know)

    Anyways, I lost and had to drive.
    Things get pretty foggy from there, but I woke up in a ditch at the end of my parents driveway covered in vomit.
    There was an ambulance and a squad car next to the car...then I passed out again.
    Woke up sometime later and everybody was gone.
    As it turns out, I ran over my buddy with his own car and he got taken to the hospital.
    He had to spend a week in the hospital and lost a bunch of weight.
    He might have lost a nut or two in the process, we dont' know for sure.
    Anyways, he's now a proud member of PP.O.
    I still have both my nuts, thank you very much.
    I figured so, but it added flavor to the story!

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