I usually can relieve myself on the pp.o boards, this was an exception.
I had a surgery and was on some pain meds, that caused constipation as a side effect, of course I didn't read about the side effects.
The false alarms are annoying too, feels like you have to take a dump and you feel like you're ripping your hole open and nothing exits.
The outcome is something physicists might fight over for studying dense matter.
So all those time I thought you were full of sh*t I was right......I knew it...........
Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. Mark Twain