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01-30-2008, 10:21 PM #1
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Constipation
Man, I never had a bout with constipation until a couple months ago.
I had a piece of lead stuck in there and started eating prunes like m&ms.
The damn thing finally came out after what felt like what it must feel like to give birth.
I should have taken a picture.
I'll take diarrhea any day over constipation.
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01-30-2008, 10:31 PM #2
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Re: Constipation
lol, makes you cranky doesn't it
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01-30-2008, 10:33 PM #3
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Re: Constipation
First time it happened to me, it scared the hell out of me.
It didn't hurt or cause real bad pain, it was just very uncomfortable.
It eventaully came out.
Yet I knew sure as heck I didn't want to go with that again, so I drink prune juice, eat salads, and run/walk
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01-30-2008, 10:37 PM #4
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Re: Constipation
Should have taken your picture after things moved and put it in "My Space."
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01-30-2008, 10:40 PM #5
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Re: Constipation
Constipation blues
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01-30-2008, 10:42 PM #6
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Re: Constipation
my story.. it hurts.. end of story, hope you enjoyed it
Thanks josdin00
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01-30-2008, 10:45 PM #7
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Re: Constipation
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01-30-2008, 11:03 PM #8
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Re: Constipation
"BadlandsViking" wrote:
Lol after your edit your post makes much more sense. I thought you were just an emotional pooher.lol, makes you cranky doesn't it
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01-31-2008, 12:11 AM #9
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Re: Constipation
"BadlandsViking" wrote:
That's fairly simplistic and not altogether accurate.
The easiest thing to do is ensure you're drinking lots of water and eating lots of fibre (or taking a fibre supplement).
I m like a Ja Rule poster, cause I'm off the wall.
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01-31-2008, 01:27 AM #10
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Re: Constipation
Drink Prune juice, but don't overdo it.
Voice of experience after I had dental surgery & spent three days eating too much dairy products.
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