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    Constipation

    Man, I never had a bout with constipation until a couple months ago.
    I had a piece of lead stuck in there and started eating prunes like m&ms.
    The damn thing finally came out after what felt like what it must feel like to give birth.
    I should have taken a picture.
    I'll take diarrhea any day over constipation.

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    Re: Constipation

    lol, makes you cranky doesn't it

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    Re: Constipation

    First time it happened to me, it scared the hell out of me.
    It didn't hurt or cause real bad pain, it was just very uncomfortable.
    It eventaully came out.
    Yet I knew sure as heck I didn't want to go with that again, so I drink prune juice, eat salads, and run/walk

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    Re: Constipation

    Should have taken your picture after things moved and put it in "My Space."

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    Re: Constipation

    Constipation blues

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    Re: Constipation

    my story.. it hurts.. end of story, hope you enjoyed it

    Thanks josdin00

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    Re: Constipation

    "BadlandsViking" wrote:
    lol, makes you cranky doesn't it
    Lol after your edit your post makes much more sense. I thought you were just an emotional pooher.

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    Re: Constipation

    "BadlandsViking" wrote:
    That's fairly simplistic and not altogether accurate.

    The easiest thing to do is ensure you're drinking lots of water and eating lots of fibre (or taking a fibre supplement).


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    Re: Constipation

    Drink Prune juice, but don't overdo it.

    Voice of experience after I had dental surgery & spent three days eating too much dairy products.

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