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    Re: Campaigning for Dots

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    Just dropped by to say......FUCK YOU ALL!

    How long does a green dot last?
    Not as long as Herpes.

    "If at first you don't succeed, parachuting is not for you"

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    Re: Campaigning for Dots

    "singersp" wrote:
    "davike" wrote:
    Just dropped by to say......FUCK YOU ALL!

    How long does a green dot last?
    Not as long as Herpes.
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    Re: Campaigning for Dots

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    "jmcdon00" wrote:

    Q: How many dead babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil?
    A: It depends on how hard you squeeze them.

    Q: What's funnier than a dead baby?
    A: A dead baby in a clown costume!

    Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house?
    A: Depends how hard you throw them.

    Q: What's white and bobs up and down in a baby's crib?
    A: A Pedophiles ass!!

    Q: How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles ?
    A: Nail its other hand to the floor.

    Q: What do a dead baby and a horse have in common?
    A: After you ride them your always sore.

    Q: What is red & yellow & screams?
    A: A peeled baby in lemon juice.

    Q: What's funnier than a dead baby?
    A: A dead baby sitting next to a kid with down syndrome.

    Q: What's black and blue and doesn't like sex ?
    A: The dead babies in my closet.

    Q: What is the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies?
    A: You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitch fork!

    Q: Why do you stick a baby in the blender feet first?
    A: So you can see the expression on its face!

    Q: How do you make a dead baby float?
    A: Take your foot off of it's head.

    Q: What's the difference between a baby & a watermelon?
    A: One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer & the other is a watermelon.
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    Whats funnier than 10 dead babies in 1 mailbox?

    1 dead baby in 10 mailboxes...

    those jokes are so horrible, but I know one thats so bad.. i might jsut get a dot.
    Yeah I had a few jokes that I am pretty sure would get me in hell, but I just can't bring myself to do it.
    Q: Whats Red and wet and slowly getting smaller?
    A: A baby combing its head with a potato peeler

    Q: Whats Red and Silver and walks into walls?
    A: A baby with forks in its eyes

    I know a few more but i can't think of them right now.

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    Re: Campaigning for Dots

    "singersp" wrote:
    "davike" wrote:
    Just dropped by to say......FUCK YOU ALL!

    How long does a green dot last?
    Not as long as Herpes.
    Are the people in the herpes commercials actors or do they really have herrpes?

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    Re: Campaigning for Dots

    WTF?
    Z gets a dot and I get nothin'?
    I used the same slam as midgensa and slammed every member of the board, the mods, and webby himself.
    Bastards.
    No fucking dot.
    Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. Mark Twain

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    Re: Campaigning for Dots

    "Prophet" wrote:
    WTF?
    Z gets a dot and I get nothin'?
    I used the same slam as midgensa and slammed every member of the board, the mods, and webby himself.
    Bastards.
    No fucking dot.

    Honorary unofficial green dots for Prophet.

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    Re: Campaigning for Dots

    "Prophet" wrote:
    WTF?
    Z gets a dot and I get nothin'?
    I used the same slam as midgensa and slammed every member of the board, the mods, and webby himself.
    Bastards.
    No fucking dot.
    You're just not good enough.
    Hard lesson to learn so late in life.

    =Z=

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    "Zeus" wrote:
    "Prophet" wrote:
    WTF?
    Z gets a dot and I get nothin'?
    I used the same slam as midgensa and slammed every member of the board, the mods, and webby himself.
    Bastards.
    No fucking dot.
    You're just not good enough.
    Hard lesson to learn so late in life.

    =Z=
    A sympathy dot does not count.
    Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. Mark Twain

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    Re: Campaigning for Dots

    Is there a way to check who has historically
    had the most green dots?
    Disclaimer: I'm an idiot.

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