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    Re: Byron Houston - serial masturbator

    "NodakPaul" wrote:
    disciplining his simian
    punch the clown
    Rosie Palm and her 5 sisters
    jerking his johnson
    doing the five knuckle shuffle

    How many more slang terms are we going to see in this thread for shaking hands with the governor? ;D
    bashing the bishop
    giving it the nifty fifty
    having a hand shandy
    knocking one out
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    Re: Byron Houston - serial masturbator

    Waaaaaay up in Canada, it's called 'Pulling the goalie.'

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    Re: Byron Houston - serial masturbator

    I think I could work a few of those into cocktail hour conversation. Thanks.


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    Re: Byron Houston - serial masturbator

    I think George Carlin used to have them all covered.

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    Re: Byron Houston - serial masturbator

    "BloodyHorns82" wrote:
    "baumy300" wrote:
    "NodakPaul" wrote:
    disciplining his simian
    punch the clown
    Rosie Palm and her 5 sisters
    jerking his johnson
    doing the five knuckle shuffle

    How many more slang terms are we going to see in this thread for shaking hands with the governor? ;D
    Choking the chicken.
    Beating the meat.
    Spanking the monkey.
    Rubbing one out.
    Tugging one out.
    Holding your sausage hostage.
    Tug of war with the cyclops.
    Thats a new one for me.
    Too good, I'll have to remember that one.
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    Re: Byron Houston - serial masturbator

    Whipping the Bishop.
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    Re: Byron Houston - serial masturbator

    How about

    Wrestling with the bald headed champ
    Polishing the silver
    Chokin the chicken
    Makin banana puddin

    How about things you say when you get caught, I bet Byron said "Help..Help lady.....call the cops....my hand and my penie are fightin'".


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    Re: Byron Houston - serial masturbator

    Chalkin the Cue

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    Re: Byron Houston - serial masturbator

    "cajunvike" wrote:
    "He was disciplining his simian" she was quoted as saying!
    LOL

    ??? Where in the article did she say that? I did not see it.

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    Re: Byron Houston - serial masturbator

    So many great names.

    Does it really matter what you can it in the end though?

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