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    Re: Byron Houston - serial masturbator

    Didn't a T-Wolves player get busted doing it in a parking lot or something?

    Why not just stay home with Rosie Palm and her 5 sisters?

    Crazy people though.

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    Re: Byron Houston - serial masturbator

    "baumy300" wrote:
    Didn't a T-Wolves player get busted doing it in a parking lot or something?

    Why not just stay home with Rosie Palm and her 5 sisters?

    Crazy people though.
    Actually the timberwolves player got busted because he was driving down the road (drunk) watching a porn while jerking his johnson.
    Now that is classy NBA at its finest!

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    Re: Byron Houston - serial masturbator

    "BloodyHorns82" wrote:
    "baumy300" wrote:
    Didn't a T-Wolves player get busted doing it in a parking lot or something?

    Why not just stay home with Rosie Palm and her 5 sisters?

    Crazy people though.
    Actually the timberwolves player got busted because he was driving down the road (drunk) watching a porn while jerking his johnson.
    Now that is classy NBA at its finest!
    The guy has skill. I'll give him that.

    Imagine driving, holding a beer, doing the five knuckle shuffle, and watching porn. All while not crashing.

    You have to give him that....

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    Re: Byron Houston - serial masturbator

    "baumy300" wrote:
    "BloodyHorns82" wrote:
    "baumy300" wrote:
    Didn't a T-Wolves player get busted doing it in a parking lot or something?

    Why not just stay home with Rosie Palm and her 5 sisters?

    Crazy people though.
    Actually the timberwolves player got busted because he was driving down the road (drunk) watching a porn while jerking his johnson.
    Now that is classy NBA at its finest!
    The guy has skill. I'll give him that.

    Imagine driving, holding a beer, doing the five knuckle shuffle, and watching porn. All while not crashing.

    You have to give him that....
    so thats why automatic cars are all the rage these days ... ;D
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    Re: Byron Houston - serial masturbator

    She should have put down her phone and offered the man a helping hand.

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    Re: Byron Houston - serial masturbator

    disciplining his simian
    punch the clown
    Rosie Palm and her 5 sisters
    jerking his johnson
    doing the five knuckle shuffle

    How many more slang terms are we going to see in this thread for shaking hands with the governor? ;D
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    Re: Byron Houston - serial masturbator

    "NodakPaul" wrote:
    disciplining his simian
    punch the clown
    Rosie Palm and her 5 sisters
    jerking his johnson
    doing the five knuckle shuffle

    How many more slang terms are we going to see in this thread for shaking hands with the governor? ;D
    Choking the chicken.
    Beating the meat.
    Spanking the monkey.
    Rubbing one out.
    Tugging one out.
    Holding your sausage hostage.
    Tug of war with the cyclops.

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    Re: Byron Houston - serial masturbator

    "NodakPaul" wrote:
    disciplining his simian
    punch the clown
    Rosie Palm and her 5 sisters
    jerking his johnson
    doing the five knuckle shuffle

    How many more slang terms are we going to see in this thread for shaking hands with the governor? ;D
    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=masturbation

    jerking off;
    spit-shining the old water pump;
    waxing the brass candlestick;
    beating off;
    playing cards with only one hand on the table;
    riding the quarter-horse;
    joining the mile-high club, solo-aviator division;
    <=== LOL!
    giving in to the hand police;
    self-actualization;
    fully realizing your potential

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    Re: Byron Houston - serial masturbator

    How about.....
    Whittling the wood.
    Waxing the bolony pony.
    Skinning the chorizo
    the 4 skin ruffle
    tube steak boogie
    pinching the purple vein
    Polishing the german helmet

    God we can go on forever!!
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    Re: Byron Houston - serial masturbator

    "baumy300" wrote:
    "NodakPaul" wrote:
    disciplining his simian
    punch the clown
    Rosie Palm and her 5 sisters
    jerking his johnson
    doing the five knuckle shuffle

    How many more slang terms are we going to see in this thread for shaking hands with the governor? ;D
    Choking the chicken.
    Beating the meat.
    Spanking the monkey.
    Rubbing one out.
    Tugging one out.
    Holding your sausage hostage.
    Tug of war with the cyclops.
    Thats a new one for me.
    Too good, I'll have to remember that one.

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