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    Byron Houston - serial masturbator

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    [size=12pt]Former OSU player Byron Houston arrested[/size]
    By John Estus
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    Fri June 15, 2007

    Former Oklahoma State basketball player Byron Houston was arrested for indecent exposure Wednesday after a woman called police and said she saw a man masturbating near Northwest Expressway and Independence Road in Oklahoma City, police said Thursday.

    Police stopped a car at 5:45 p.m. that matched the woman's description and found Houston in the driver's seat with his shoes off and underwear on the floorboard, Master Sgt. Gary Knight said.

    The woman later identified Houston, 37, as the man she saw and said she's seen him doing the same thing on three previous occasions, Knight said.
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    Re: Byron Houston - serial masturbator

    "He was disciplining his simian" she was quoted as saying!
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    Re: Byron Houston - serial masturbator

    What is she, a stalker? LOL


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    Re: Byron Houston - serial masturbator

    Was he wacking off to a billboard or what???
    Geesh.

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    Re: Byron Houston - serial masturbator

    Can't see many billboards around.
    And it seems like a pretty busy place to punch the clown, especially at 5:45 pm on a Wednesday!

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    Re: Byron Houston - serial masturbator

    It would be funny if you could actually see the purp's car from Google Earth.

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    Re: Byron Houston - serial masturbator

    That's hilarious. Amazing.

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    Re: Byron Houston - serial masturbator

    I don't get it, why would you masterbate to serial?

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    Re: Byron Houston - serial masturbator

    "BadlandsViking" wrote:
    I don't get it, why would you masterbate to serial?
    Duh!
    Because it tastes good.

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    Re: Byron Houston - serial masturbator

    "NodakPaul" wrote:
    Can't see many billboards around.
    And it seems like a pretty busy place to punch the clown, especially at 5:45 pm on a Wednesday!

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    Hadn't heard that one before.

    Funny thought!

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