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    Re: Bread?

    More Frank Zappa lyrics:

    "Don't Eat the Yellow Snow"

    Dreamed I was an Eskimo
    (Bop-bop ta-da-da bop-bop Ta-da-da)
    Frozen wind began to blow
    (Bop-bop ta-da-da bop-bop Ta-da-da)
    Under my boots 'n around my toe
    (Bop-bop ta-da-da bop-bop Ta-da-da)
    Frost had bit the ground below
    (Boop-boop aiee-ay-ah!)
    Was a hundred degrees below zero
    (Booh!)
    (Bop-bop ta-da-da bop-bop Ta-da-da)
    And my momma cried:
    Boo-a-hoo hoo-ooo
    And my momma cried:
    Nanook-a, no no (no no . . . )
    Nanook-a, no no (no no . . . )
    Don't be a naughty Eskimo-wo-oh
    (Bop-bop ta-da-da bop-bop Ta-da-da)
    Save your money: don't go to the show
    Well I turned around an' I said:
    HO HO
    (Booh!)
    Well I turned around an' I said:
    HO HO
    (Booh!)
    Well I turned around an' I said:
    HO HO
    An' the Northern Lites commenced t' glow
    An' she said
    (Bop-bop ta-da-da bop . . . )
    With a tear in her eye:
    WATCH OUT WHERE THE HUSKIES GO
    AN' DON'T YOU EAT THAT YELLOW SNOW
    WATCH OUT WHERE THE HUSKIES GO
    AN' DON'T YOU EAT THAT YELLOW SNOW
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    "Don't Eat the Yellow Snow - Part 2"

    Dreamed I was an Eskimo
    The frozen wind began to blow
    And my momma cried
    And my momma cried
    Don't be a naughty Eskimo

    Watch out where the huskies go
    and don't you eat that yellow snow!
    Watch out where the huskies go
    and don't you eat that yellow snow!

    Well right about that time, people
    A fur trader, who was strictly from commercial

    (Strictly Commercial)

    Had the unmitigated audacitiy to jump up form behind my igloo

    (Peakaboo!)

    And started in to whippin' on my favorite baby seal
    With a lead filled snowshoe!

    That got me just about as evil as an eskimo boy can be
    So I bent down and I reached down and I scooped down
    And I gathered up a generous heap of the deadly

    (Yellow Snow!)

    The deadly yellow snow from right there where the huskies go
    Where upon I proceeded to take that mitten full
    Of the deadly yellow snow crystals
    And rub it all into his beady little eyes with a vigorous circular motion
    Hitherto unknown to by people in this area but destined
    To take the place of the mudshark in your mythology
    Here it goes now, the circular motion...

    Rub it!

    And then in a fit of anger I pounced!
    And I pounced again!

    Great Googly Moogly!

    Well, he was very upset as you can understand
    And rightly so, because
    The deadly yellow snow crystals had deprived him of his sight
    And he stood up and looked around and said
    "Well"
    "Nooo, I cant see!"


    "This is my timey-wimey detector. It goes ding when there's stuff."

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    Re: Bread?

    "gregair13" wrote:
    tim duncan is a great name for anything.
    He is a client of the firm that I work for! :grin:
    BANNED OR DEAD...I'LL TAKE EITHER ONE

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    Re: Bread?

    Baked beans. Pyork. :violent3:


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    If a picture paints a thousand words,
    Then why can't I paint you?
    The words will never show the you I've come to know.
    If a face could launch a thousand ships,
    Then where am I to go?
    There's no one home but you,
    You're all that's left me too.
    And when my love for life is running dry,
    You come and pour yourself on me.

    If a man could be two places at one time,
    I'd be with you.
    Tomorrow and today, beside you all the way.
    If the world should stop revolving spinning slowly down to die,
    I'd spend the end with you.
    And when the world was through,
    Then one by one the stars would all go out,
    Then you and I would simply fly away
    BANNED OR DEAD...I'LL TAKE EITHER ONE

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    Re: Bread?

    "cajunvike" wrote:
    If a picture paints a thousand words,
    Then why can't I paint you?
    The words will never show the you I've come to know.
    If a face could launch a thousand ships,
    Then where am I to go?
    There's no one home but you,
    You're all that's left me too.
    And when my love for life is running dry,
    You come and pour yourself on me.

    If a man could be two places at one time,
    I'd be with you.
    Tomorrow and today, beside you all the way.
    If the world should stop revolving spinning slowly down to die,
    I'd spend the end with you.
    And when the world was through,
    Then one by one the stars would all go out,
    Then you and I would simply fly away
    I like "Call Any Vegetable" better. :razz:


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    Re: Bread?

    "BBQ Platypus" wrote:
    "cajunvike" wrote:
    If a picture paints a thousand words,
    Then why can't I paint you?
    The words will never show the you I've come to know.
    If a face could launch a thousand ships,
    Then where am I to go?
    There's no one home but you,
    You're all that's left me too.
    And when my love for life is running dry,
    You come and pour yourself on me.

    If a man could be two places at one time,
    I'd be with you.
    Tomorrow and today, beside you all the way.
    If the world should stop revolving spinning slowly down to die,
    I'd spend the end with you.
    And when the world was through,
    Then one by one the stars would all go out,
    Then you and I would simply fly away
    I like "Call Any Vegetable" better. :razz:
    Man, you are crazy!
    BANNED OR DEAD...I'LL TAKE EITHER ONE

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    Re: Bread?

    It just gets worse and worse!
    ;-)

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    Re: Bread?

    "cajunvike" wrote:
    "gregair13" wrote:
    tim duncan is a great name for anything.
    He is a client of the firm that I work for! :grin:
    Have I ever mentioned that I love him :lol:

    DCPologirl:Maybe Randy will make Aaron Brooks look better......roflmao Del Rio: I guarantee he will

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    Re: Bread?

    "DCPologirl" wrote:
    "cajunvike" wrote:
    "gregair13" wrote:
    tim duncan is a great name for anything.
    He is a client of the firm that I work for! :grin:
    Have I ever mentioned that I love him :lol:
    No you haven't...but if I ever run into him, I will let him know! :lol:
    BANNED OR DEAD...I'LL TAKE EITHER ONE

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    Re: Bread?

    "cajunvike" wrote:
    "DCPologirl" wrote:
    "cajunvike" wrote:
    "gregair13" wrote:
    tim duncan is a great name for anything.
    He is a client of the firm that I work for! :grin:
    Have I ever mentioned that I love him :lol:
    No you haven't...but if I ever run into him, I will let him know! :lol:
    Please do and tell him I am way hotter than his wife :lol:

    DCPologirl:Maybe Randy will make Aaron Brooks look better......roflmao Del Rio: I guarantee he will

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