Thread: Blondes being blondes

Four blondes walk into a bar.
After finding a table, one of them heads up to the bar and orders a round for them all.
When she gets back to the table, they toast each other and simultaneously shout, "here's to 51 days!"
After, a different blonde goes up to the bar and orders another round.
When she returns to the table, they repeat the toast and repeat the shout, "here's to 51 days!
Now, a third blonde walks up to the bar and orders another round.
The bartender, having had his curiousity peaked by their actions inquires, "what's up with celebrating 51 days?"
The blonde looks at him with a serious look and says, "we just finished a puzzle, and on the box it said 2-4 years, but we finished it in 51 days!"

Hahaha?

"Vikeman" wrote:

Four blondes walk into a bar.
After finding a table, one of them heads up to the bar and orders a round for them all.
When she gets back to the table, they toast each other and simultaneously shout, "here's to 51 days!"
After, a different blonde goes up to the bar and orders another round.
When she returns to the table, they repeat the toast and repeat the shout, "here's to 51 days!
Now, a third blonde walks up to the bar and orders another round.
The bartender, having had his curiousity peaked by their actions inquires, "what's up with celebrating 51 days?"
The blonde looks at him with a serious look and says, "we just finished a puzzle, and on the box it said 2-4 years, but we finished it in 51 days!"

I thought it was pretty funny, my gf on the other hand said, "LAME!"

"erik5032" wrote:

"Vikeman" wrote:

Four blondes walk into a bar.
After finding a table, one of them heads up to the bar and orders a round for them all.
When she gets back to the table, they toast each other and simultaneously shout, "here's to 51 days!"
After, a different blonde goes up to the bar and orders another round.
When she returns to the table, they repeat the toast and repeat the shout, "here's to 51 days!
Now, a third blonde walks up to the bar and orders another round.
The bartender, having had his curiousity peaked by their actions inquires, "what's up with celebrating 51 days?"
The blonde looks at him with a serious look and says, "we just finished a puzzle, and on the box it said 2-4 years, but we finished it in 51 days!"

I thought it was pretty funny, my gf on the other hand said, "LAME!"

Well, let's hear one from her.

not really that funny and should have gone in the joke topic

its alright

There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.

The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"

Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"

Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00

The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"

Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.

Where are the samples of nice Blondes?

"SKOL" wrote:

There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.

The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"

Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"

Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00

The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"

Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.

Now that is funny

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