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    Belgian Senate Candidate offering 40,000 free BJs

    http://www.nee-antwerpen.be/index-eng.htm

    My name is Tania Derveaux...

    I am the leading NEE party senate candidate in Belgium. And due to popular demand, I will give 40,000 blowjobs to anyone who requests one on this page.

    It started with our response to incredible claims that were made by other parties in Belgium, several parties promised new job opportunities in ridiculous amounts. We responded with a parody campaign for which I posed naked and promised our voters 400.000 new jobs.

    This national campaign resulted in international media attention and I received hundreds of e-mails asking for 400,000 blowjobs. If this would get us even more media attention, I'm willing to give 40,000 blowjobs to make the statement.

    According to my planning this would take me 500 days to tour around the world, visiting all the ones who signed up for a blowjob on this page, giving 80 blowjobs per day. So the offer is limited, sign up while you still can.


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    Re: Belgian Senate Candidate offering 40,000 free BJs

    Good God, I love Belgium. Not only do they already have the world's best beer, chocolate, waffles, and fries, but now you can get a blowjob from a politician.

    Why can't every country be like Belgium?

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    Re: Belgian Senate Candidate offering 40,000 free BJs

    Well did you sign up?


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    Re: Belgian Senate Candidate offering 40,000 free BJs

    Now imagine the response on something like this pure genius.........Genius

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    Re: Belgian Senate Candidate offering 40,000 free BJs

    40,000 BJs from that one woman?
    She better get cranking, let's see, 365 days in a year....> 4 BJs/hr if working on the 24 hr clock.
    Voter turnout may increase.
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    Re: Belgian Senate Candidate offering 40,000 free BJs

    it says she was figuring 80 a day for 500 days. She would probably get very good at it and could probably do alot of young guys in under 10 minutes a piece, or maybe she would do more than one at a time.
    ;D

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    Re: Belgian Senate Candidate offering 40,000 free BJs

    Thats gonna be one mean case of Lockjaw.

    I would not be number 38,532 in line.
    That guy is gonna get herpes.


    All the kids my age pee their pants, it's the coolest.

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    Re: Belgian Senate Candidate offering 40,000 free BJs

    "Billy" wrote:
    Thats gonna be one mean case of Lockjaw.

    I would not be number 38,532 in line.
    That guy is gonna get herpes.
    Or AIDS, Syphilis or Gonorrhea
    What we've got here is failure to communicate.

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    Re: Belgian Senate Candidate offering 40,000 free BJs

    "Billy" wrote:
    Thats gonna be one mean case of Lockjaw.

    I would not be number 38,532 in line.
    That guy is gonna get herpes.
    so you u would be 38,531 right?

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    Re: Belgian Senate Candidate offering 40,000 free BJs

    "Billy" wrote:
    Thats gonna be one mean case of Lockjaw.

    I would not be number 38,532 in line.
    That guy is gonna get herpes.
    No, he's not.
    There are strict rules.
    The receiver must supply the rubbers.

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