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    AsNa

    This is so you can come clean by admitting you are an asshole.
    Assholes Nonanonymous (AsNa) is here to help.

    By posting in this thread you are admitting to the world that you are, in fact, an asshole.
    Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. Mark Twain

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    Re: AsNa

    My name is Caruth Orinthal Vick and I'm an asshole

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    Re: AsNa

    OK.
    I couldn't resist.
    I'll post if for nothing else to ask, as the starter of this thread, does that make you the Head Donkey Butt
    ;D
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    Re: AsNa

    No, I'm just a peasant asshole.
    Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. Mark Twain

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    [Spoken]
    Folks, I'd like to sing a song about the American Dream. About me. About you. The way our American hearts beat down in the bottom of our chests. About the special
    feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts, maybe below the cockles, maybe in the sub-cockle area. Maybe in the liver. Maybe in the kidneys. Maybe even in the colon,
    we don't know.

    I'm just a regular Joe with a regular job
    I'm your average white suburbanite slob
    I like football and porno and books about war
    I've got an average house with a nic hardwood floor
    My wife and my job, my kids and my car
    My feet on my table, and a cuban cigar

    But sometimes that just ain't enough to keep a man like me interested
    (Oh no) No Way (Uh-uh)
    No, I've gotta go out and have fun
    At someone else's expense
    (Oh yeah) Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

    I drive really slow in the ultrafast lane
    While people behind me are going insane

    I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)
    I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, such an asshole)

    I use public toilets and piss on the seat
    I walk around in the summertime saying, "How about this heat?"

    I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)
    I'm an asshole (He's the world's biggest asshole)

    Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces
    While handicapped people make handicapped faces

    I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)
    I'm an asshole (He's a real fucking asshole)

    Maybe I shouldn't be singing this song
    Ranting and raving and carrying on
    Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong

    Naaaah!

    I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)
    I'm an asshole (He's the world's biggest asshole)

    [Spoken]
    You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac El Dorado convertible, hot pink with whaleskin hub caps and all leather cow interior and big brown
    baby seal eyes for headlights, yeah! And I'm gonna drive around in that baby at 115mph getting one mile per gallon, sucking down quarter pounder cheese burgers from
    McDonald's in the old-fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers and when I'm done sucking down those grease ball burgers, I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the
    American flag and then I'm gonna toss the styrofoam container right out the side and there ain't a God damned thing anybody can do about it. YOu know why? Because
    we got the bombs, that's why.

    [Spoken]
    Two words. Nuclear fucking weapons, okay?! Russia, Germany, Romania - they can have all the Democracy they want. They can have a big democracy cake-walk
    right through the middle of Tiananmen square and it won't make a lick of difference because we've got the bombs, okay?! John Wayne's not dead - he's frozen. And as
    soon as we find the cure for cancer we're gonna thaw out the duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off. You know why? Have you ever taken a cold shower? Well
    multiple that by 15-million times, that's how pissed off the Duke's gonna be. I'm gonna get the Duke and John Cassavetes...
    (Hey)
    and Lee Marvin
    (Hey)
    and Sam Pekinpah
    (Hey)
    And a case of Whiskey and drive down to Texas...
    (Hey, you know you really are an asshole)
    Why don't you just shut-up and sing the song pal!

    I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)
    I'm an asshole (He's the world's biggest asshole)

    A-S-S-H-O-L-E Everybody! A-S-S-H-O-L-E

    [Barking]
    Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf
    Fung achng tum a fung tum a fling chum
    Oooh Oooh

    [Spoken]
    I'm an asshole and proud of it!

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    Re: AsNa

    It should be Ass Holes Anonymous not nonanonymous asshole.

    This way you can say
    AHA your an asshole.

    I am pointing this out because I am an asshole.
    ;D

    WWBGD

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    Re: AsNa

    You can just use your assholeish mod powers and change it.
    I'm too much of an asshole to care enough to change it.
    Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. Mark Twain

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    Re: AsNa

    [img width=450 height=277]http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/04/04/donkey_wideweb__470x290,0.jpg[/img]

    My glamour shot.
    The best part of my day is when I get down on my knees, with my head in my hands, and thank GOD for everything he has given me.

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    Re: AsNa

    i have an asshole does that count?

    Thanks josdin00

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    Re: AsNa

    [size=30pt][move]I'm an asshole[/move][/size]

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