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    Apples and Grapes

    "Men are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most women don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just take the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy....... The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right woman to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

    Now Women... women are like a fine wine. They begin as sour grapes, and it's up to men to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with."

    ~ unknown

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    Re: Apples and Grapes

    hardy har har should have been posted on joke page.
    woo out
    just two corn cobs shy of a bushel

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    Re: Apples and Grapes

    I don't like that analogy.


    Personally, I don't think there is intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one?

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    Re: Apples and Grapes

    You need to find a very good hiding place until this blows over. Lay low for awhile, because the females on this site may want to kill you.

    Peace through superior firepower!

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    Re: Apples and Grapes

    "Freya" wrote:
    I don't like that analogy.
    I'll make you whine...I promise no stomping...but there WILL be some pounding! :wink: :lol:
    BANNED OR DEAD...I'LL TAKE EITHER ONE

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