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    20,000 Tons Of Pubic Hair Trimmed for Val. Day

    20,000 Tons Of Pubic Hair Trimmed In Preparation For Valentine's Day
    February 11, 2010 | Issue 46•06



    ...WASHINGTON—Flushed with anticipation and ready to emerge from another long, cold winter, millions of Americans participated this week in the annual tradition of trimming their pubic regions in time for Valentine's Day.

    A ritual as old as time itself, this year's pubis-shearing is expected to be among the largest in decades, with more than 20,000 tons of curly clippings predicted to fall by Feb. 14...
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    Re:20,000 Tons Of Pubic Hair Trimmed for Val. Day

    rub onions on the area after trimming

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    Re:20,000 Tons Of Pubic Hair Trimmed for Val. Day

    There are some things I just do not want to learn about America. This would be one of them.
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    Re:20,000 Tons Of Pubic Hair Trimmed for Val. Day

    Keep your meat nice n neat and then you'll get yourself a treat. Cuz no one likes bushy hair when we take off our underwear.

    I've been called the next Dr. Seuss.
    "There are 3 things that sell in America:
    Violence, sex, and drugs.
    The only way you are going to make this game more appealing to the public than it was before is if there are on field orgies at halftime and the domes become massive opium dens."

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    Re:20,000 Tons Of Pubic Hair Trimmed for Val. Day

    Unless you've drank plenty o' beers, better whip out those shrubbery shears.

    Happy trails are quite an adventure, but a forest is never where I will venture.

    Shave and bathe. That is how to celebrate your Valentines day.

    Unless she's a sexy Vikes fan that likes to hunt, ditch the bitch with the sloppy...

    Unless you want women who are real slutty, trim that bush to get some cutty.

    Listen to your girl before she goes on her knees, "Hunny how bout mowing the front lawn, please"

    Abide by these rules and I'm sure you'll see, happiness awaits you and your well trimmed tree.
    "There are 3 things that sell in America:
    Violence, sex, and drugs.
    The only way you are going to make this game more appealing to the public than it was before is if there are on field orgies at halftime and the domes become massive opium dens."

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    Re:20,000 Tons Of Pubic Hair Trimmed for Val. Day

    oaklandzoo24 wrote:
    Unless you've drank plenty o' beers, better whip out those shrubbery shears.

    Happy trails are quite an adventure, but a forest is never where I will venture.

    Shave and bathe. That is how to celebrate your Valentines day.

    Unless she's a sexy Vikes fan that likes to hunt, ditch the bitch with the sloppy...

    Unless you want women who are real slutty, trim that bush to get some cutty.

    Listen to your girl before she goes on her knees, "Hunny how bout mowing the front lawn, please"

    Abide by these rules and I'm sure you'll see, happiness awaits you and your well trimmed tree.
    I'd recite this little ode to my sweetheart, as I struggle to unfasten her.

    However, I fear, it may result in a St. Valentines day massacre!
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