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    Re: Trying to get Peterson autograph

    "Ranger" wrote:
    "Webby" wrote:
    "Ranger" wrote:
    I'm going to attack Singer's mustache.
    So that's what happened to it.
    You wait a goddamn minute now.
    Singer removed the 'stache?!
    It's been gone for a year.
    We think it got stolen in the Phillipines.
    Probably a great treasure there and they sold it at the market for the Phillipino spies to impersonate Singer and infiltrate PPO Tailgates.

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    Re: Trying to get Peterson autograph

    Adrian Peterson autographs do not exist.
    The second he grasps the pen it is reduced to a pile of melted plastic and ink by his crushing grip.
    Sorry to crush your hopes and dreams.

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    Re: Trying to get Peterson autograph

    "lakehubertviking" wrote:
    Adrian Peterson autographs do not exist.
    The second he grasps the pen it is reduced to a pile of melted plastic and ink by his crushing grip.
    Sorry to crush your hopes and dreams.
    Damn!

    Could he carve it in granite with his urine stream?
    Rock out with your cock out!!!

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    Re: Trying to get Peterson autograph

    "jkjuggalo" wrote:
    "lakehubertviking" wrote:
    Adrian Peterson autographs do not exist.
    The second he grasps the pen it is reduced to a pile of melted plastic and ink by his crushing grip.
    Sorry to crush your hopes and dreams.
    gol 'darnit!

    Could he carve it in granite with his urine stream?
    Yes... but she wants it on a jersey, and there's lies the problem.

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    Re: Trying to get Peterson autograph

    "Snowbowler" wrote:
    "jkjuggalo" wrote:
    "lakehubertviking" wrote:
    Adrian Peterson autographs do not exist.
    The second he grasps the pen it is reduced to a pile of melted plastic and ink by his crushing grip.
    Sorry to crush your hopes and dreams.
    gol 'darnit!

    Could he carve it in granite with his urine stream?
    Yes... but she wants it on a jersey, and there's lies the problem.
    It could be used as a printing template.
    Rock out with your cock out!!!

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    Re: Trying to get Peterson autograph

    "jkjuggalo" wrote:
    "Snowbowler" wrote:
    "jkjuggalo" wrote:
    "lakehubertviking" wrote:
    Adrian Peterson autographs do not exist.
    The second he grasps the pen it is reduced to a pile of melted plastic and ink by his crushing grip.
    Sorry to crush your hopes and dreams.
    gol 'darnit!

    Could he carve it in granite with his urine stream?
    Yes... but she wants it on a jersey, and there's lies the problem.
    It could be used as a printing template.
    Ah, now you're thinking.
    Good work.


    There you go Goldnpurple, all you have to do is find a way to ask AD to piss an autograph for you.

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    Re: Trying to get Peterson autograph

    Thanks all, I'll get on that, lol.

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