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    Re: i need help!

    I had to write a sonnet that was "close to my heart".

    So I wrote one about Red, Randy, and the (at the time) horrible season. I still have it if you want it :lol:

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    Re: i need help!

    What's L.A.?

    Here is one that I wrote in ninth grade (almost 30 years ago)...I was mad that I had to do the assignment so I wrote the stupidest thing I could think of...and my teacher gave me an A on it anyway. I ran into her about 13 years ago right before I started law school and she told me that she still read that poem to her students to show them that you can write about anything. I had to laugh about that...plus she was STILL hot looking (I was thinking of Van Halen's Hot for Teacher, but I couldn't take that shot since I was in a serious relationship...dang). Anyway, here is the poem:

    I once was walking on a railroad track,
    And I saw a woman digging in a garbage sack,
    I said to her, "Hey, what are you doin'?"
    She said, "Wait your turn, I'm still chewin'!"

    I know...sick and disgusting...but I was pissed about the assignment, so I was trying to gross her out!

    I wish I would have had a shot at the teacher...but it was still nice that she not only remembered me after all those years, but was still using one of my poems in her teaching.

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    Re: i need help!

    "canadian_vikes_fan" wrote:
    Duh!!!!!!!!

    It's called plagiarism.

    Time to move into the 21st century.

    :lol:
    So write about posting here:

    The other night when I was posting on PP.O
    There's a guy named magic whom we call Post Ho
    He posts and he posts and then he posts some more
    Then he takes offense when we call him a post whore!

    :lol: :twisted:
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    Re: i need help!

    Yeah, yeah...I know...the title of this thread IS applicable to me!!!
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    Re: i need help!

    I wrote poems about beer in high school. My teacher said it could be about anything so I had some fun with it. As for topics, um... how bout your favorite food? or why the metrodome is the best stadium ever?
    I Love Kerry Collins (and John Rocker).

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    There once was a fan named Lotza
    Who used purple pride on his pasta
    The more that he cheered the other fans jeered
    Until one day he fled with a rasta

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