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    BonoSugaRay calls upon her enemies...for HELP!

    As many of you kiddos may know by now: I HAVE A DESIRE TO GAIN SOME WEIGHT!
    I know. I know. I know. It all sounds a little "out there." But trust and believe that there are women like myself (w/ the brains, hook-ups, good looks, amazing personalities, etc), who are a little too on the "supermodel thin" side. Well, I'm not THAT skinny, but nonetheless, I'm no Mary J. Blige!
    With that said, does anyone have any suggestions as to how I can assist myself (LOL) in gaining a few extra pounds? I don't want to be flabby or anything (sorry, Monique); just bigger than I am at this stage in my amazing life/career!
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    Re: BonoSugaRay calls upon her enemies...for HELP!

    Two words Bono..... Drink Beer

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    Re: BonoSugaRay calls upon her enemies...for HELP!

    ^...so I've been told! LOL
    But I don't consume beer...not good for ANYBODY'S health!
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    Re: BonoSugaRay calls upon her enemies...for HELP!

    Drink lots of pop and stay away from the healthy stuff.

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    Re: BonoSugaRay calls upon her enemies...for HELP!

    Bono I know exactly what you mean. I have the same problem as well. I have been really skinny all of my life, partly because of genetics, partly because I am very active. And trust me when I say this, I do not have an eating dissorder, and I do not skip meals! What really bothers me is how people always comment on my weight and automatically assume I have an eating dissorder. But anyways, I'm sorry to say I don't have any suggestions. If I find anything, I will let you know.
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    Re: BonoSugaRay calls upon her enemies...for HELP!

    Vikes,
    I totally agree w/ you! That's pretty much the way I am. I get so tired of ppl exclaiming "bono, girl, you need to eat," as though I don't already eat. It can get a little annoying. I remember once, an older woman (probably in her late 30's-early 40's) came to me and said that she wanted my stomach, arms and legs, BUT that she wanted to keep her boobs, hips and butt (b/c, you know, guys are so totally in to "thick" women these days). I was thinking to myself, "huh? Are you serious? You can't and WILL NOT have your cake and eat it too!" I hate it when big women want our skinny arms, stomachs and legs, but don't want the "rest" that comes along w/ it. It's all or nothing, sweetheart.


    And Badlands,
    Trust me, I so totally EAT A LOT OF UNHEALTHY FOODS! LOL... and the sad thing about it is that I don't eat unhealthy food on purpose (i.e. in hopes of gaining a few pounds). And even then, I can't seem to mustard up some ground beef on these Grade A's of mine! LOL
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    Re: BonoSugaRay calls upon her enemies...for HELP!

    I'm very thin myself, and I have no solution to that problem. What I would advice you (both) to do is 3 things:

    1. Be content about the way you look, life is just to short to get caught up in your weight, when you're not in danger to your general health.

    2. You will most likely start gaining a little weight with age

    3. I don't think it's good to start picking up bad or unhealthy eating habits for the sake of weight gaining. In stead try to force yourself to eat just one serving more each meal.

    Bonus 4. Have children. That should gain you some weight.

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    Re: BonoSugaRay calls upon her enemies...for HELP!

    "bono" wrote:
    As many of you kiddos may know by now: I HAVE A DESIRE TO GAIN SOME WEIGHT!
    I know. I know. I know. It all sounds a little "out there." But trust and believe that there are women like myself (w/ the brains, hook-ups, good looks, amazing personalities, etc), who are a little too on the "supermodel thin" side. Well, I'm not THAT skinny, but nonetheless, I'm no Mary J. Blige!
    With that said, does anyone have any suggestions as to how I can assist myself (LOL) in gaining a few extra pounds? I don't want to be flabby or anything (sorry, Monique); just bigger than I am at this stage in my amazing life/career!
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    Re: BonoSugaRay calls upon her enemies...for HELP!

    I know ultra moved this to the help area but it almost looks like it was a post destine for this thread

    The 40 top things you would NEVER hear a Packer Fan say

    "I need to put on more weight"

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    Re: BonoSugaRay calls upon her enemies...for HELP!

    "bono" wrote:
    As many of you kiddos may know by now: I HAVE A DESIRE TO GAIN SOME WEIGHT!
    I know. I know. I know. It all sounds a little "out there." But trust and believe that there are women like myself (w/ the brains, hook-ups, good looks, amazing personalities, etc), who are a little too on the "supermodel thin" side. Well, I'm not THAT skinny, but nonetheless, I'm no Mary J. Blige!
    With that said, does anyone have any suggestions as to how I can assist myself (LOL) in gaining a few extra pounds? I don't want to be flabby or anything (sorry, Monique); just bigger than I am at this stage in my amazing life/career!
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    Eat pounds and pounds of bacon.
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