Beserker Yell

**digital420** · 02-13-2008, 08:30 AM

"pack93z" wrote:

"singersp" wrote:

Why the hell is that? Everyone raves about Mozilla, but quite frankly, I think it's overrated based on what I'm seeing. Threads won't always open, posts won't always post & sometimes they do post yet my screen is still in the "post mode".

It does the same thing in IE.. so it very well might be something on the client side or it may be server side.. not sure how SQL and the surrounding web services function on these forum boards.. I would love to jump on the server side once on a site like this to see how it is written and watch a trace on the efficiency of the coding itself. It would be a learning experience.

LOL.. first thing would be to change the background color.
;D

most php based sites use mysql db's and most are doing 1x sql calls with dynamic criterion. The best way to check optimum performance is not always from the code, but in the sql calls.

especially when you get large unIndexed db's.. and then get cross rational, or linked tables.

now if u move to jsp/jsf u get into more of the code running the service as EJB's do more of the same thing as the php class's but broken down into messaging/querrying/output and then u can use rational db's that allow u to put code in the obj's of java so that querries are done in the background while client side scripting is limited only to interface interactions.

ohh.. and u gotta luv the bgcolor scheme!!!!!!

DiGiTaL

**BadlandsVikings** · 02-13-2008, 09:16 AM

"Marrdro" wrote:

"singersp" wrote:

"Marrdro" wrote:

"singersp" wrote:

"BadlandsViking" wrote:

[quote author=shockzilla link=topic=41898.msg721841#msg721841 date=1202872523]
I think it's the operator... ^

;D

It would help to leave objects out of the USB ports

WTF do USB ports have to do with it?

I feel sorry for him if he can get it in the USB port, unless his port is stretched out from use.

;D

Never could. The new computer has a massive storage bay.

I'm in a meeting. You can't crack me up as they will figure out I am not paying much attention if I start laughing during the briefs.
[/quote]

Why are they wearing only their briefs in the meeting?

**BadlandsVikings** · 03-12-2008, 01:42 PM

I can't see the yell, should I buy a new computer?

**countrygirl** · 03-12-2008, 02:03 PM

"BadlandsViking" wrote:

I can't see the yell, should I buy a new computer?

Shoot yourself.
No, really you're not missing anything.Just Cajun and Z discussing fart sounds. Same old, same old

**singersp** · 03-12-2008, 10:28 PM

"digital420" wrote:

"pack93z" wrote:

"singersp" wrote:

Why the hell is that? Everyone raves about Mozilla, but quite frankly, I think it's overrated based on what I'm seeing. Threads won't always open, posts won't always post & sometimes they do post yet my screen is still in the "post mode".

It does the same thing in IE.. so it very well might be something on the client side or it may be server side.. not sure how SQL and the surrounding web services function on these forum boards.. I would love to jump on the server side once on a site like this to see how it is written and watch a trace on the efficiency of the coding itself. It would be a learning experience.

LOL.. first thing would be to change the background color.
;D

most php based sites use mysql db's and most are doing 1x sql calls with dynamic criterion. The best way to check optimum performance is not always from the code, but in the sql calls.

especially when you get large unIndexed db's.. and then get cross rational, or linked tables.

now if u move to jsp/jsf u get into more of the code running the service as EJB's do more of the same thing as the php class's but broken down into messaging/querrying/output and then u can use rational db's that allow u to put code in the obj's of java so that querries are done in the background while client side scripting is limited only to interface interactions.

ohh.. and u gotta luv the bgcolor scheme!!!!!!

DiGiTaL

Thanx for clearing that up.

[size=6pt]Would someone please tell me in English what the fuck he said?[/size]

**Marrdro** · 03-13-2008, 07:12 AM

"digital420" wrote:

"pack93z" wrote:

"singersp" wrote:

Why the hell is that? Everyone raves about Mozilla, but quite frankly, I think it's overrated based on what I'm seeing. Threads won't always open, posts won't always post & sometimes they do post yet my screen is still in the "post mode".

It does the same thing in IE.. so it very well might be something on the client side or it may be server side.. not sure how SQL and the surrounding web services function on these forum boards.. I would love to jump on the server side once on a site like this to see how it is written and watch a trace on the efficiency of the coding itself. It would be a learning experience.

LOL.. first thing would be to change the background color.
;D

most php based sites use mysql db's and most are doing 1x sql calls with dynamic criterion. The best way to check optimum performance is not always from the code, but in the sql calls.

especially when you get large unIndexed db's.. and then get cross rational, or linked tables.

now if u move to jsp/jsf u get into more of the code running the service as EJB's do more of the same thing as the php class's but broken down into messaging/querrying/output and then u can use rational db's that allow u to put code in the obj's of java so that querries are done in the background while client side scripting is limited only to interface interactions.

ohh.. and u gotta luv the bgcolor scheme!!!!!!

DiGiTaL

Don't ya just love it when someone talks technogeek?
;D

**Zeus** · 03-13-2008, 07:25 AM

"Marrdro" wrote:

"digital420" wrote:

"pack93z" wrote:

"singersp" wrote:

Why the hell is that? Everyone raves about Mozilla, but quite frankly, I think it's overrated based on what I'm seeing. Threads won't always open, posts won't always post & sometimes they do post yet my screen is still in the "post mode".

It does the same thing in IE.. so it very well might be something on the client side or it may be server side.. not sure how SQL and the surrounding web services function on these forum boards.. I would love to jump on the server side once on a site like this to see how it is written and watch a trace on the efficiency of the coding itself. It would be a learning experience.

LOL.. first thing would be to change the background color.
;D

most php based sites use mysql db's and most are doing 1x sql calls with dynamic criterion. The best way to check optimum performance is not always from the code, but in the sql calls.

especially when you get large unIndexed db's.. and then get cross rational, or linked tables.

now if u move to jsp/jsf u get into more of the code running the service as EJB's do more of the same thing as the php class's but broken down into messaging/querrying/output and then u can use rational db's that allow u to put code in the obj's of java so that querries are done in the background while client side scripting is limited only to interface interactions.

ohh.. and u gotta luv the bgcolor scheme!!!!!!

DiGiTaL

Don't ya just love it when someone talks technogeek?

;D

You need the Manager-Translation, I bet!

=Z=

**Marrdro** · 03-13-2008, 07:26 AM

"Zeus" wrote:

"Marrdro" wrote:

"digital420" wrote:

"pack93z" wrote:

"singersp" wrote:

Why the hell is that? Everyone raves about Mozilla, but quite frankly, I think it's overrated based on what I'm seeing. Threads won't always open, posts won't always post & sometimes they do post yet my screen is still in the "post mode".

It does the same thing in IE.. so it very well might be something on the client side or it may be server side.. not sure how SQL and the surrounding web services function on these forum boards.. I would love to jump on the server side once on a site like this to see how it is written and watch a trace on the efficiency of the coding itself. It would be a learning experience.

LOL.. first thing would be to change the background color.
;D

most php based sites use mysql db's and most are doing 1x sql calls with dynamic criterion. The best way to check optimum performance is not always from the code, but in the sql calls.

especially when you get large unIndexed db's.. and then get cross rational, or linked tables.

now if u move to jsp/jsf u get into more of the code running the service as EJB's do more of the same thing as the php class's but broken down into messaging/querrying/output and then u can use rational db's that allow u to put code in the obj's of java so that querries are done in the background while client side scripting is limited only to interface interactions.

ohh.. and u gotta luv the bgcolor scheme!!!!!!

DiGiTaL

Don't ya just love it when someone talks technogeek?

;D

You need the Manager-Translation, I bet!

=Z=

You'd be suprised what I'd need.
Member, my specialty is the transport (Satellite, RF, terrestrial).

**Zeus** · 03-13-2008, 07:30 AM

"Marrdro" wrote:

You'd be suprised what I'd need.
Member, my specialty is the transport (Satellite, RF, terrestrial).

As long as you have your fish-boning knife, a sixer of the Beast, two extra copies of your mock draft and the mighty metal detector, I bet you'll do just fine.

=Z=

**Marrdro** · 03-13-2008, 07:32 AM

"Zeus" wrote:

"Marrdro" wrote:

You'd be suprised what I'd need.
Member, my specialty is the transport (Satellite, RF, terrestrial).

As long as you have your fish-boning knife, a sixer of the Beast, two extra copies of your mock draft and the mighty metal detector, I bet you'll do just fine.

=Z=

And a version of "Solar Winds" on my laptop.