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    I just wanted to let you all know

    That I'm about to eat a steak.

    Hi.

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    Re: I just wanted to let you all know

    Nice dude!



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    Re: I just wanted to let you all know

    Sounds better than our current quarterback known as Tarvaris Rosenbooty.

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    Re: I just wanted to let you all know

    That's a weak first post my friend.
    There must be more you can tell us about yourself.

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    Re: I just wanted to let you all know

    No beer for you.

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    Re: I just wanted to let you all know

    WTF! Welcome?

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    Re: I just wanted to let you all know

    "SKOL" wrote:
    That's a weak first post my friend.
    There must be more you can tell us about yourself.
    Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.

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    Re: I just wanted to let you all know

    Are you a Vikings fan?

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    Re: I just wanted to let you all know

    Do you live under a bridge?

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    Re: I just wanted to let you all know

    So what do think about Sage Rosenfels?

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