Choke-A-Polka

**Ltrey33** · 08-16-2006, 08:42 PM

With all of the bad things that have been going on lately I'm in a mood for the old Vikings Choke-a-Polka, but I don't have it! Grr...does anyone have it or know where I can find it?

**FedjeViking** · 08-17-2006, 09:24 PM

"Ltrey33" wrote:

With all of the bad things that have been going on lately I'm in a mood for the old Vikings Choke-a-Polka, but I don't have it! Grr...does anyone have it or know where I can find it?

I have it.
;D PM me your email and I'll send it.

**mnrockstar** · 08-17-2006, 09:30 PM

what is the choke -a- polka??

**cc21** · 08-17-2006, 09:33 PM

Is choke a polka some some?

**i_bleed_purple** · 08-17-2006, 09:42 PM

whatever it is i want in!

**FedjeViking** · 08-17-2006, 10:00 PM

It's a comedy song that was played on KQRS.
;D

**cajunvike** · 08-17-2006, 10:27 PM

I would definitely rather "polka" than "choka"

**BadlandsVikings** · 08-17-2006, 10:37 PM

"FedjeViking" wrote:

It's a comedy song that was played on KQRS.
;D

Do you have the words?
Is it possible to post them?

**FedjeViking** · 08-18-2006, 09:21 AM

No I don't have the words, but if you ask Ltrey nice he may post them for you.

**Ltrey33** · 08-18-2006, 11:52 AM

"westvirginiavikings" wrote:

"FedjeViking" wrote:

It's a comedy song that was played on KQRS.
;D

Do you have the words?
Is it possible to post them?

Here ya go....

The song starts with the call from the '98 Vikings vs. Falcons game...

The kick is up and it is GOOD! The Falcons have done it! They have done the unthinkable. They have won inside the Metrodome!

Tease the fan and reel 'em in. (Choke. Choke. Choke.)
Make 'em believe in the team again. (Choke. Choke. Choke.)
We've got spirit, purple pride,
But title dreams get tossed aside.
(Not sure what the next lyric is) (Choke. Choke. Choke.)

Make us think we've got a shot. (Do the choke-a-polka!)
Ya, it's happened more than not. (Do the choke-a-polka!)

The Chiefs, '70.
Otis Taylor takes off.
Cowboys '75,
Drew Pearson pushes off.
Remember the Dolphins?
We fumbled at the goalline.
Steel Curtain, The Raiders,
We made 'em look sublime!

Make us think like women folk. (Choke. Choke. Choke.)
Here's the egg but where's the yolk? (Choke. Choke. Choke.)
Once again we got convinced,
This is the best team we've seen since,
Linda Lovelace had to rinse, but didn't (Choke. Choke. Choke.)

Yeah we're cursed and we know it. (Do the choke-a-polka!)
We find new ways, to blow it! (Do the choke-a-polka!)
Vikings, we love 'em,
Yeah they're ours to diss,
But if you criticize 'em,
Hey, choke on this!

By the way, sorry for posting this in the Free Beer forum. I don't know what I was thinking.
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