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    We Declare War.

    The period of the silly piddling around with the pretend combatants has elapsed.

    It is now officially Packers Vikings week.

    Barney the Purple Dinosaur vs. the lean green machine that is Aaron.

    The proud tradition vs. the pretend rent-a-team.

    It is on, ladies and gentlemen.


    On behalf of the Puker nation and all that is good and holy,

    The queens shall be dethroned, so help me Greg ! (Jennings, that is)
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    Re: We Declare War.

    "dfosterf" wrote:
    The period of the silly piddling around with the pretend combatants has elapsed.

    It is now officially Packers Vikings week.

    Barney the Purple Dinosaur vs. the lean green machine that is Aaron.

    The proud tradition vs. the pretend rent-a-team.

    It is on, ladies and gentlemen.


    On behalf of the Puker nation and all that is good and holy,

    The queens shall be dethroned, so help me Greg ! (Jennings, that is)
    ;D


    How bad is it going to hurt to see Favre pick his former team apart with a smile???


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    Yeah, the pack are tough... even the Bengals thought so. You my friend, stereotype the packer fans... one toothed and extremely lame.... why else would you pride yourself by wearing cheese on your head. Lol.

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    Re: We Declare War.

    Brett Favre has been planning on shitting on the pack for years...


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    A Puker adaptation from an old friend (Edwards) to prepare you spiritually for the coming onslaught.

    ...The bow of [s]God's[/s] Lombardi's wrath is bent, and the arrow made ready on the string, and justice bends the arrow at your heart, and strains the bow, and it is nothing but the mere pleasure of [s]God,[/s] Vince and that of an angry [s]God,[/s] deceased legend without any promise or obligation at all, that keeps the arrow one moment from being made drunk with your blood. Thus all you that never passed under a great change of heart, by the mighty power of the Spirit of [s]God [/s] Green Bay upon your souls; all you that were never born again, and made new creatures, and raised from being dead in sin, to a state of new, and before altogether unexperienced light and life, are in the hands of an angry [s]God. [/s]Puker Nation However you may have reformed your life in many things, and may have had [s]religious [/s] green and gold affections, and may keep up a form of [s]religion [/s] respect for the 12 championships in your families and closets, and in the house of [s]God,[/s] Lambeau and all points emamnting from it ...It is nothing but his mere pleasure that keeps you from being this moment swallowed up in everlasting destruction. However unconvinced you may now be of the truth of what you hear, by and by you will be fully convinced of it. Those that are gone from being in the like circumstances with you, see that it was so with them; for destruction came suddenly upon most of them; when they expected nothing of it, and while they were saying, Peace and safety: now they see, that those things on which they depended for peace and safety, were nothing but thin air and empty shadows.

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    LOL, I think the end of your quote sums you up. Thin air and empy shadows... Sounds like the area between your ears to me.

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    Re: We Declare War.

    Sidenote to Uffda:



    The sig bet we have agreed upon previously goes as follows:

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    Loser must post winner's youtube video in a dedicated thread on loser's "home" forum.
    You--PPO
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    2.
    Loser must compliment some aspect of that video as his first post of the day upon coming into his home forum...again, DAILY.

    3.
    Loser will wear the sig of the winner.
    In your case, on PPO.
    In my case, on both forums.

    4.
    Avatars have not been wagered.

    I hope this clarifies things for you, and if hell freezes over and you somehow were to win this bet, I will of course provide you with the link to my dedicated thread over at PackersHome.com for your viewing pleasure.

    Back to the regularly scheduled smack.
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    Re: We Declare War.

    "dfosterf" wrote:
    The period of the silly piddling around with the pretend combatants has elapsed.

    It is now officially Packers Vikings week.

    Barney the Purple Dinosaur vs. the lean green machine that is Aaron.

    The proud tradition vs. the pretend rent-a-team.

    It is on, ladies and gentlemen.


    On behalf of the Puker nation and all that is good and holy,

    The queens shall be dethroned, so help me Greg ! (Jennings, that is)
    ;D


    dfosterf, you're a pretty funny guy. ;D

    Good luck next Monday - you're gonna need it!
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    Re: We Declare War.

    "dfosterf" wrote:
    The period of the silly piddling around with the pretend combatants has elapsed.

    It is now officially Packers Vikings week.

    Barney the Purple Dinosaur vs. the lean green machine that is Aaron.

    The proud tradition vs. the pretend rent-a-team.

    It is on, ladies and gentlemen.


    On behalf of the Puker nation and all that is good and holy,

    The queens shall be dethroned, so help me Greg ! (Jennings, that is)
    ;D


    Might wanna lube up your OLine, or it's going to be painful when Jared Allen & company come to play.

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    Re: We Declare War.

    "Purple_Jesus" wrote:
    "dfosterf" wrote:
    The period of the silly piddling around with the pretend combatants has elapsed.

    It is now officially Packers Vikings week.

    Barney the Purple Dinosaur vs. the lean green machine that is Aaron.

    The proud tradition vs. the pretend rent-a-team.

    It is on, ladies and gentlemen.


    On behalf of the Puker nation and all that is good and holy,

    The queens shall be dethroned, so help me Greg ! (Jennings, that is)
    ;D


    Might wanna lube up your OLine, or it's going to be painful when Jared Allen & company come to play.
    Especially since Rogers has been sacked 12 times!

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