First off I want to say â€œSorryâ€ to the fans of the Minnesota Vikings for interrupting your draft planning and/or ice fishing activities.
Next I have to take this time to apologize to all the anti Eagle fans for some things that werenâ€™t delivered.
â€œSorryâ€ for disappointing by not CHOKING again in the NFC Championship game
â€œSorryâ€ for not living up to the predictions and not being rusty
â€œSorryâ€ for shutting down yet another teams rushing attack (#1 rushing offense) when we arenâ€™t supposed to be able to stop the run.
â€œSorryâ€ for making M Vick (aka Mr. Offense, aka Superman) look like another below average athlete. (reference: Randy Moss)â€
â€œSorryâ€ that we will be one of two teams garnering all the attention for the last two weeks of the 2004/2005 NFL season.
â€œSorryâ€ that our fans although crazy with spirit given the presence of so much residual snow didnâ€™t give the detractors more ammunition by pelting anyone with snowballs.
â€œOn the Bright Sideâ€ Perhaps the Eagles can make amends if we get beat by NE (the undeniable best team of the millennium) sparing me from having to make more apologies. I know that will make the fans of Minnesota especially happy as it will leave us only two short of the record 4 losses in Super Bowls which Minnesota proudly shares. There will also be relief for all the detractors and the dozen advocates of this forum now that we are under the national microscope. That will give them the opportunity to pick on anything and everything they consider bad about our team and our city. This of course is on a canvas of defeated teams which of course includes everyone but New England and â€¦â€¦â€¦ The Eaglesâ€.
I imagine the reaction by some will be â€œIâ€™m not even watchingâ€ but that would define the level of that fan. I canâ€™t imagine not watching the crowning/defining event of anything I profess to like. No true fan would deny themselves participation in the final dance because they werenâ€™t the focus of the event. Thatâ€™s what you get with the fair weather fans and the bandwagon jumpers.
â€œSorryâ€ Jacksonville and for the true fans â€œSorryâ€ itâ€™s us!
GO EAGLES â€“ SUPER BOWL XXXIX
What if you lose in the superbowl, are you guys still content just getting there?
Except next time perhaps you could add.
-Sorry for being a Drama Queen.
-Sorry for acting like someone owes me or my team something
-Sorry for taking up valuable space.
-Sorry for assuming you all care what I have to say.
Please add one more:
"Sorry" for being such a jerk a$$hole.