There were three guys snooping around in the woods one day: A Vikings Fan, a Bills Fan and a Bears Fan. The men stumble upon a naked dead woman. Out of respect, the Vikings fan takes off his hat and places it on the woman's right breast. The Bills fan follows suit and places his on the woman's left breast. The Bears fan places his hat on the woman's private area. The men leave the woods, not knowing what to do.
A while later, the cops find out the woman is missing and find her in the woods the men had been in. The lead detective notices the NFL hats placed on the woman's places and takes a look under the Vikings hat, puts it back down. He removes the Bills hat, puts it back down. He picks up the Bears hat and puts it back down. Then he picks up the Bears hat again and puts it down. With an astonished look on his face, the detective does this a few more times. Confused, his partner asks," Why are you doing that?" The detective says, "Every other time I have looked under a Bears hat I found an as*hole!"
Note - *Bears is interchangeable with Packers