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    I think the Vikings should just give up now.

    :-\

    The Birds are coming in a few weeks and we're coming with them. We suck right now, but not as bad as you guys. Here's the deal. Just forfeit the game and we won't have to walk in the freezing cold to the stadium from our hotel. We can just continue to damage our livers and hit on your Swedish or Dutch women without a sure purple thrashing to distract us.

    Our headquarters will be the Minneaplis Eagle for the weekend, cause it's gonna be filled with hardcore Birds fans.

    If you want to tango with the bird, just say the word.
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    Re: I think the Vikings should just give up now.

    No, I don't think so... but do you want Childress back?

    Disclaimer: I'm an idiot.

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    Re: I think the Vikings should just give up now.

    Question for the Birds.. can they catch a punt?

    Thanks for starting our (Packers) season out well. Best case scenario, Vikes trounce the Birds and ends the rein of Reid and McBadd.

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    Re: I think the Vikings should just give up now.

    Best case scenario, as I said, would be a forfeit and coming home without a VD or errant bun in the proverbial oven. Beware the gang of green roaming the Mall of America and other hip, local destinations.
    The Birds will gouge out your eyeballs and feed them to their chicks.

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    Re: I think the Vikings should just give up now.

    The biggest asshat fans in the NFL coming to town?
    Sounds like fun.
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    Re: I think the Vikings should just give up now.

    "Birds" wrote:
    Best case scenario, as I said, would be a forfeit and coming home without a VD or errant bun in the proverbial oven. Beware the gang of green roaming the Mall of America and other hip, local destinations.
    I hope you're not trying to put the Twin Cities down... I've been to Philly and it's one of the filthiest places I've ever seen... and I live in NYC.
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    Re: I think the Vikings should just give up now.

    "C" wrote:
    "Birds" wrote:
    Best case scenario, as I said, would be a forfeit and coming home without a VD or errant bun in the proverbial oven. Beware the gang of green roaming the Mall of America and other hip, local destinations.
    I hope you're not trying to put the Twin Cities down... I've been to Philly and it's one of the filthiest places I've ever seen... and I live in NYC.
    Snap!

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    Re: I think the Vikings should just give up now.

    At least we are playing a team that has the same trophy case as us!



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    Re: I think the Vikings should just give up now.

    Has Winston found the missing pieces after getting his ass handed to him the other week?


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    Re: I think the Vikings should just give up now.

    "ultravikingfan" wrote:
    At least we are playing a team that has the same trophy case as us!


    That's funny stuff

    Damn... this guy's got nothing now...

    4 or 5 posts and he has no choice but to shut up.
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