The Bear are good.
Really, really good.
Special teams is probably the best of the 3.
Offense is the second best on the team and the defense tends to give up an occasional touchdown - ranking them last.
What a bunch of sissies the Viking are.
How can you root for a team that wears purple???
Oh lookie here - the purple weinies have new uniforms!
I seriously hope you come on back if you lose.
I'd hate to think that you're one of those "Create an account to talk trash then run and hide when we lose" kind of people...
..although, being a Bears fan, I think it's likely you are.
In fact, I've noticed that most Bears fans are even more obnoxious than Packer fans...the only reason we don't see it very often is because the Bears have stunk for so long, you've all been hiding behind the Lions fans hoping we wouldn't notice you.
Well, we've noticed you.
Of course, you're thinking (and I'm giving you a LOT of credit by saying that), "So what.
We've got a great team!!"...and maybe you do.
Or maybe, just maybe, your Defense is ranked so well because you've had the luxury of a really SOFT schedule for the past two seasons.
Maybe Rex "Oh, I tripped on a shadow and broke my leg...again
" Grossman looks good because he's faced two terrible Defenses.
Maybe, just maybe, you AREN'T as good as FOX Sports says you are.
In fact, I don't think Chicago is anywhere NEAR as good as they think they are.
So, if Minnesota wins on Sunday, are you going to come on back and admit you were wrong?
Are you going to start a new thread entitled, "Linda S is a big fat loser" and publish an apology?
After all, we KNOW you'll be back if you win...that's easy (And I'm assuming that you are too).
But, can you do something difficult...like count to 17 without assistance, make cereal, or admit when you're wrong?
I doubt it.