The Bear are good.
Really, really good.
Special teams is probably the best of the 3.
Offense is the second best on the team and the defense tends to give up an occasional touchdown - ranking them last.
What a bunch of sissies the Viking are.
How can you root for a team that wears purple???
Oh lookie here - the purple weinies have new uniforms!
In case, you didn't know, PURPLE is the color of ROYALTY...your NAVY BLUE is worn by the thousands of SINGLE guys that leave for active duty on ships...and come back as COUPLES!!!
I seem to remember that The Village People once sang a song called, "In The Navy"...not "In The Purple".
Taking these things into consideration, I am much more inclined to believe that it is the Bears who are the SISSIES!
OH...and it sounds like you have never gotten a weenie in your life...otherwise, you would KNOW that PURPLE weenies are the most desirable...REAL WOMEN already know that!