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    The beatings will soon begin.

    Called out of work today fellas in order to prepare fully for my time in Minnesota. Why the F is it so freezing cool there? Now I got to dig up my vintage Green satin Eagles Starter jacket.

    As bas as we are right now, it still looks like we're gonna kick your brown eye pretty hard this coming Sunday. Imagine a Nike (turf version) cleat right in the corh hole. I hope it gets ugly, like old school Vet Stadium 700-level ugly.

    Anyone know where I can get brass knuckles out there?
    The Birds will gouge out your eyeballs and feed them to their chicks.

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    Re: The beatings will soon begin.

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071019/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_philadelphia_unattractive


    All I got to say to you.. it's in the article.
    Disclaimer: I'm an idiot.

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    Re: The beatings will soon begin.

    "Birds" wrote:
    Called out of work today fellas in order to prepare fully for my time in Minnesota. Why the F is it so freezing cool there? Now I got to dig up my vintage Green satin Eagles Starter jacket.

    As bas as we are right now, it still looks like we're gonna kick your brown eye pretty hard this coming Sunday. Imagine a Nike (turf version) cleat right in the corn hole. I hope it gets ugly, like old school Vet Stadium 700-level ugly.

    Anyone know where I can get brass knuckles out there?
    Are all you Iggles fans sexually obsessed with brown eyes and cornholes like you are?
    I'm sure that your fellow rump rangers over at the Minnesota Eagle will be loving it once you sashay into the bar and grab your ankles for everyone to take a turn!

    Yeah, I'm sure that it is gonna get ugly...ugly once they all fill you up with that manly stuff that you love so much!
    Have fun, satin boy!
    BANNED OR DEAD...I'LL TAKE EITHER ONE

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    Re: The beatings will soon begin.

    We're ugly, so we'll take what we can get, even if it's a blind tango with a browneye tickler. That's besides the point. We're literally bringing the pain on the field, while you're a French Vikings fans or something horrible like that.

    If you want a sneak preview, grab a stapler or large cell phone (Blackberry Rim) and smash it into your nose. That's what the Birds feel like.
    The Birds will gouge out your eyeballs and feed them to their chicks.

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    Re: The beatings will soon begin.

    "C" wrote:
    http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071019/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_philadelphia_unattractive


    All I got to say to you.. it's in the article.
    So the odds are that Birds and his buddies are fat, ugly, unfriendly losers. Just like the rest of the city they are coming from.

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    Re: The beatings will soon begin.

    That is a long ways to travel only to watch your team lose.

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    Re: The beatings will soon begin.

    this guy cracks me up

    Thanks josdin00

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    Re: The beatings will soon begin.

    "Birds" wrote:
    We're ugly, so we'll take what we can get, even if it's a blind tango with a browneye tickler. That's besides the point. We're literally bringing the pain on the field, while you're a French Vikings fans or something horrible like that.

    If you want a sneak preview, grab a stapler or large cell phone (Blackberry Rim) and smash it into your nose. That's what the Birds feel like.
    Dude, this is the midwest. Alot of people don't appreciate dirty homos.

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    Re: The beatings will soon begin.

    Lean and mean ladies. Lean and mean.
    The Birds will gouge out your eyeballs and feed them to their chicks.

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