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    Wisconsin Survivor Drive

    I recieved this as an email forward, and it seemed that the denizens of this site would appreciate it:

    Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Wisconsin is planning to do its own, entitled "Survivor-Wisconsin Style."

    The contestants will start in Milwaukee, travel up to Sheboygan and on to Manitowoc and Green Bay. Then they will head over to Wausau and up to Rhinelander and Minocqua. From there they will proceed up to Ashland and Superior. Then back down through Rice Lake, Eau Claire and all the way down to Madison and back over to Milwaukee.

    Each will be driving a pink Volvo with Illinois license plates and a large bumper sticker that reads: "I'm g*y. I'm a vegetarian. Bratwurst clogs your arteries. The Green Bay Packers suck. Go Bears! Cheese is high in cholesterol. Hillary in 2004. Deer hunting is murder and I'm here to confiscate your guns!"

    The first one that makes it back to Milwaukee alive wins. Good luck to all contestants!

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    Wisconsin Survivor Drive

    thats pretty funny... I don't know if they would survive in the land of hilbillies though...

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    Wisconsin Survivor Drive

    If they could make it to Madison they'd be fine. More than likely, they'd quickly turn on 29 and go to Minneapolis for safety.
    Have you ever seen a race of turtles, and they all go the wrong way instead of towards the finish line?

    Welcome to the NFC North.

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    Wisconsin Survivor Drive

    Ya'll keep them back East, k? =D.

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    Wisconsin Survivor Drive

    That is funny :!: :lol:
    GO VIKINGS GO !!!! AND THE PACK STILL BLOWS !!!!!!

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    Wisconsin Survivor Drive

    "LosAngelis" wrote:
    If they could make it to Madison they'd be fine. More than likely, they'd quickly turn on 29 and go to Minneapolis for safety.
    Too funny.


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    Wisconsin Survivor Drive

    they'll be finr if they wear packers clothes, i'd like to see one in a vikings outfit and see what happens
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