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    Re: Williamson hopes new eye tests will stop his drops.

    NIKE eye doctor was my first thought as well....when the hell did Nike become a eye clinic? Last I heard they were still making shoes in third world countries with child labor. Forgive me if I don't put a lot of faith in the NIKE doctor.

    Well either way it will be great that Troy will be able to see the ball coming to him before he drops them... ;D

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    Re: Williamson hopes new eye tests will stop his drops.

    Give him a break, why should a #7 overall be able to catch the ball if his title is wide receiver?
    Grasping at straws here, I hope it works out for him.

    "Troy said it was very helpful, and he was really excited," Canter said. "But he was surprised, at the same time."
    lmao, just thinking of Del's summary of what happened I can see why he was surprised.
    Maybe it will help.
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    Re: Williamson hopes new eye tests will stop his drops.

    "Mystophales" wrote:
    NIKE eye doctor was my first thought as well....when the hell did Nike become a eye clinic? Last I heard they were still making shoes in third world countries with child labor. Forgive me if I don't put a lot of faith in the NIKE doctor.

    Well either way it will be great that Troy will be able to see the ball coming to him before he drops them... ;D
    Actually, didn't Nike partner with Bausch and Lomb a couple of years ago to make sports tinted contact lenses?
    Seriously, I am pretty sure I remember reading something about that.
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    Re: Williamson hopes new eye tests will stop his drops.

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    Doctor: Yes Mr. Williamson I know 10 other eye doctors said you were fine, but our super special NIKE doctor has found something......drink 8 glasses of water a day and you will be fine.
    Who cares what they "found" as long as it helps!
    ;D Good god, can you imagine what that kid could do if he could just catch?
    Oh yeah no doubt.

    I just doubt there was anything to find. Unless they ripped his brain out threw it on the table and showed him look see this section of your brain? It has vaginitis and it is making you incapable of catching.
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    Re: Williamson hopes new eye tests will stop his drops.

    I can see him at home pouring shit into his eyes to get another visit.


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    TWILL goes home and squeezes lemons in his eyes......

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    Re: Williamson hopes new eye tests will stop his drops.

    "Mystophales" wrote:
    NIKE eye doctor was my first thought as well....when the hell did Nike become a eye clinic? Last I heard they were still making shoes in third world countries with child labor. Forgive me if I don't put a lot of faith in the NIKE doctor.
    I hope its not a third world optometrist ... but with the conservative spending around these parts I wouldn't be suprised.


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    Re: Williamson hopes new eye tests will stop his drops.

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    "Mystophales" wrote:
    NIKE eye doctor was my first thought as well....when the hell did Nike become a eye clinic? Last I heard they were still making shoes in third world countries with child labor. Forgive me if I don't put a lot of faith in the NIKE doctor.
    I hope its not a third world optometrist ... but with the conservative spending around these parts I wouldn't be suprised.
    Don't we overpay for horrible service?

    We hired an eye Dr. from zimbabwe that was busy sending out internet scams......but we probably paid his ass 30 million for 5 years with a 12 mil signing bonus
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    Re: Williamson hopes new eye tests will stop his drops.

    I think T-wills agent is the same guy that invented bottled water.

    He sold us a WR at #7 who couldn't catch.
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    Re: Williamson hopes new eye tests will stop his drops.

    When the article said what they found was "eye-opening",
    I was hoping they figured out how to keep his eyes open when trying to catch the ball.
    As some of the members have poster here in the past, his eyes look closed on some of the deep balls that he dropped.

    Whatever the case, lets hope they found a way for this guy to catch more consistently...we need some receivers to step up this year.

    Nike does make contacts that are supposed to help in seeing the ball better.
    I know people that where them when golfing and swear by them.
    Although I can't say there game got any better.. ???

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    Re: Williamson hopes new eye tests will stop his drops.

    "Del" wrote:

    Don't we overpay for horrible service?

    We hired an eye Dr. from zimbabwe that was busy sending out internet scams......but we probably paid his ass 30 million for 5 years with a 12 mil signing bonus
    LOL, a witch doctor?
    Never heard about that.
    I was generally refereing to peoples FA claims of not spending.



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