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    Re: Whizzinator ?

    I just heard a story on the radio about a guy who is going to be buried in a caskett, which will be a Pabst Blue Ribbon can. I am not making this up. He already had "5 or 6 heart attacks", and his daughters were visiting him, and they were pre-planning his funeral. They showed him a bunch of high-end casketts made of oak and stuff and he saw the low end one made of metal, and was like, "could I get that painted to be a PBR can ?". Answer (from a guy two doors down from the funeral home): "hell, yes, and I would love to pain it".

    BTW, he now uses the caskett as an ice chest, and keeps PBR in there, for "parties in the barn". "Of which, there have been many...".

    God I love this country sometimes.

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    Re: Whizzinator ?

    "StillPurple" wrote:
    I just heard a story on the radio about a guy who is going to be buried in a caskett, which will be a Pabst Blue Ribbon can. I am not making this up. He already had "5 or 6 heart attacks", and his daughters were visiting him, and they were pre-planning his funeral. They showed him a bunch of high-end casketts made of oak and stuff and he saw the low end one made of metal, and was like, "could I get that painted to be a PBR can ?". Answer (from a guy two doors down from the funeral home): "hell, yes, and I would love to pain it".

    BTW, he now uses the caskett as an ice chest, and keeps PBR in there, for "parties in the barn". "Of which, there have been many...".

    God I love this country sometimes.
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    Re: Whizzinator ?

    God, it looks even better than I thought it would...

    Do you think they would make one that says "Heineken" ?
    ;D

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    Re: Whizzinator ?

    [size=12pt]Former NFL running back Onterrio Smith faces DUI charge[/size]
    Last Updated 11:50 am PDT Friday, May 2, 2008

    Former NFL running back and Grant High School legend Onterrio Smith was arrested early Friday in Sacramento on suspicion of driving under the influence, authorities ...
    Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. Mark Twain

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    "Prophet" wrote:
    [size=12pt]Former NFL running back Onterrio Smith faces DUI charge[/size]
    Last Updated 11:50 am PDT Friday, May 2, 2008

    Former NFL running back and Grant High School legend Onterrio Smith was arrested early Friday in Sacramento on suspicion of driving under the influence, authorities ...
    Well he's definitely not going going to get reinstated.

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