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    Re: WEBBY!!! HELMET ALERT! HELMET ALERT!

    "Del Rio" wrote:
    On the hompage there are two helmets face to face.

    US and our next opponent.

    Sometimes Webby shrinks the opponents helmets so they look small and inferior to our own :grin:

    This week he has them the same size.
    Regardless of the size, all other teams are inferior to us. :wink:

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    Re: WEBBY!!! HELMET ALERT! HELMET ALERT!

    shrink it! shrink it! shrink it! its called shrinkage.. yes most here are supersticious
    "you dream of beating me, its time you wake up and apologize."

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    Re: WEBBY!!! HELMET ALERT! HELMET ALERT!

    "zimtwister" wrote:
    shrink it! shrink it! shrink it! its called shrinkage.. yes most here are supersticious
    George Costanza shrinkage? :lol:

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    Re: WEBBY!!! HELMET ALERT! HELMET ALERT!

    loss prevention shrinkage???
    The Cheat is grounded!

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    Re: WEBBY!!! HELMET ALERT! HELMET ALERT!

    "ultravikingfan" wrote:
    "zimtwister" wrote:
    shrink it! shrink it! shrink it! its called shrinkage.. yes most here are supersticious
    George Costanza shrinkage? :lol:
    That was one of the greatest Seinfeld's ever.
    "Hard work beats talent, when talent doesn t work hard."

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    Re: WEBBY!!! HELMET ALERT! HELMET ALERT!

    "Salzy" wrote:
    loss prevention shrinkage???

    Shrink awareness!

    Gah I hate working at a grocery store.

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    Re: WEBBY!!! HELMET ALERT! HELMET ALERT!

    "ultravikingfan" wrote:
    "zimtwister" wrote:
    shrink it! shrink it! shrink it! its called shrinkage.. yes most here are supersticious
    George Costanza shrinkage? :lol:
    Rachel: So where is this baby, anyway?

    Jerry: Oh, check it out. I guarantee you've never seen anything quite so
    objectionable. It's down the hall, third door on your left. (Rachel walks
    down hall, walks in on George changing out of his swimsuit)

    Rachel: (She screams) Oh my God! I'm sorry, I thought this was the baby's
    room. I'm really sorry. (She exits)

    George: I was in the pool! I was in the pool!

    % Jerry and George talking in Jerry's room.

    George: Did she do it on purpose?

    Jerry: It was my fault, I told her the wrong door.

    George: I was supposed to see her. She wasn't supposed to see me.

    Jerry: So what?

    George: Well ordinarily I wouldn't mind. But...

    Jerry: But...

    George: Well I just got back from swimming in the pool. And the water was
    cold...

    Jerry: Oh... You mean... shrinkage.

    George: Yes. Significant shrinkage!

    Jerry: So you feel you were short changed.

    George: Yes! I mean, if she thinks that's me she's under a complete
    misapprehension. That was not me, Jerry. That was not me.

    Jerry: Well, so what's the difference?

    George: What if she discusses it with Jane?

    Jerry: Oh, she's not gonna tell Jane.

    George: How do you know?

    Jerry: Women aren't like us.

    George: They're worse! They're much worse than us, they talk about
    everything! Couldn't you at least tell her about the shrinkage factor?

    Jerry: No, I'm not gonna tell her about your shrinkage. Besides, I think
    women know about shrinkage.

    George: How do women know about shrinkage? (They see Elaine walking down
    the hall) Elaine! Get! (She enters) Do women know about shrinkage?

    Elaine: What do you mean, like laundry?

    George: No.

    Jerry: Like when a man goes swimming... afterwards...

    Elaine: It shrinks?

    Jerry: Like a frightened turtle!

    Elaine: Why does it shrink?

    George: It just does.

    Elaine: I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.

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    Re: WEBBY!!! HELMET ALERT! HELMET ALERT!

    If he has only done it the last 2 weeks, we are OK because we have won 3 games in a row. So shrinkage or not, we will win against Cleveland!
    What we've got here is failure to communicate.

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    Re: WEBBY!!! HELMET ALERT! HELMET ALERT!

    "whackthepack" wrote:
    If he has only done it the last 2 weeks, we are OK because we have won 3 games in a row. So shrinkage or not, we will win against Cleveland!
    Clearly you are not as superstitious as as me. You see the shrinkage is vital not for a regular win, but for a win that creates and sustains a streak, In order to sustain or current win streak, the shrink needs to happen.

    We were losing last night until I found the most uncomfortable position to sit in. After the rookie's flip into the zone I relaxed a bit only to see karma bite me in the ass. So after halftime I got back in the pretzel and lead the way to a vikings victory! Yes I'm extremely superstitious.
    "I hate when threads are destroyed by facts and logic."
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    Thanks Josdin!

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    Re: WEBBY!!! HELMET ALERT! HELMET ALERT!

    Sounds like I am not the only supersticious guy here. i was a work on Monday doing some work in our fitess center/cardiac rehab, which has a TV. i would sit on the rowing machine when we had the ball and the bike when on defense. the pack was driving and i realized I was on the rowing machine , aaggg! Yeah, I was on the rowing maching when PE hit the game winner.LOL

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