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    Vikings, urinals helping Safe & Sober

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    Published August 15, 2007 05:44 pm

    Robb Murray
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    MANKATO —
    In case you’re wondering what’s new in the world of the Safe & Sober, here’s the latest: urinal cakes and football coaches, but not necessarily in that order....


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    Re: Vikings, urinals helping Safe & Sober

    “Hey, big guy!” a woman’s voice says, “If you’ve been drinking, now’s the time to take aim for a safe ride home so you can avoid a DWI. You’re getting closer. Woops! Back to the right, watch out for your shoes! Remember: drunk driving, over the limit, under arrest.”
    If a woman in a urinal cake talks to you is that considered a date?

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    Re: Vikings, urinals helping Safe & Sober

    "Prophet" wrote:
    “Hey, big guy!” a woman’s voice says, “If you’ve been drinking, now’s the time to take aim for a safe ride home so you can avoid a DWI. You’re getting closer. Woops! Back to the right, watch out for your shoes! Remember: drunk driving, over the limit, under arrest.”
    If a woman in a urinal cake talks to you is that considered a date?
    Only for BLV.

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    Re: Vikings, urinals helping Safe & Sober

    We'd better not use them when we play the Bears and Packers.
    I am sure thier fans will steal them as keepsakes from the Dome.
    ;D
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    Re: Vikings, urinals helping Safe & Sober

    "Marrdro" wrote:
    We'd better not use them when we play the Bears and Packers.
    I am sure thier fans will steal them as keepsakes from the Dome.

    ;D
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    Re: Vikings, urinals helping Safe & Sober

    I wonder if they use them at the Cabooze. Has anyone else been in there and noticed the "mural" over the urinal trough?

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    Re: Vikings, urinals helping Safe & Sober

    "Zeus" wrote:
    "Prophet" wrote:
    “Hey, big guy!” a woman’s voice says, “If you’ve been drinking, now’s the time to take aim for a safe ride home so you can avoid a DWI. You’re getting closer. Woops! Back to the right, watch out for your shoes! Remember: drunk driving, over the limit, under arrest.”
    If a woman in a urinal cake talks to you is that considered a date?
    Only for BLV.

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    Urinal cake women are no fun, they smell bad and they don't return any favors.

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    Re: Vikings, urinals helping Safe & Sober

    hahaha speaking of vikings & urinals. during training camp on the day of the Vikings vs. Chiefs skirmage in Mankato.
    I stood up and left Blakeslee Stadium in between a couple of drills.
    While most fans went and stood along the fences begging and prying for autographs, i had to piss like a race horse.

    There i was, minding my own buissiness (i'm 5' 10", 160 pounds), and Ray Edwards comes into the bathroom and pisses in the urinal next to me, still in jersey and pads (he's 6' 5" 268 pounds).
    Needless to say i felt inferior and zipped up and left the room as soon as possible

    That is the first and only time so far that i've come in contact with a viking and didnt feel like talking lol


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    Re: Vikings, urinals helping Safe & Sober

    "Marrdro" wrote:
    We'd better not use them when we play the Bears and Packers.
    I am sure thier fans will steal them as keepsakes from the Dome.

    ;D
    That would be one long urinal cake in those troughs.

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