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    Vikings Training Camp Goals

    [size=13pt]Vikings Training Camp Goals [/size]

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    Re: Vikings Training Camp Goals

    Figure out the situation at receiver.
    I would hope that was goal BEFORE training camp.

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    "BadlandsViking" wrote:
    Figure out the situation at receiver.
    I would hope that was goal BEFORE training camp.
    ??? It is before training camp. Training camp is 2 weeks away.

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    Re: Vikings Training Camp Goals

    My training camp goals...

    Drink some of Phat Pats belly water.
    Take a chearleader out to a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.
    Get my boobs signed by Cullen Loeffler.
    Sell Wilf some Monopoly real estate, possibly Virgina Avenue.
    Thumb wrestle Ragnar for his furry vest.

    and last but not least

    Get sloshed and wake up in Vegas with a midget.


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    Re: Vikings Training Camp Goals

    "Billy" wrote:
    My training camp goals...

    Drink some of Phat Pats belly water.
    Take a chearleader out to a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.
    Get my boobs signed by Cullen Loeffler.
    Sell Wilf some Monopoly real estate, possibly Virgina Avenue.
    Thumb wrestle Ragnar for his furry vest.

    and last but not least

    Get sloshed and wake up in Vegas with a midget.
    Bridget?



    Or Tridget?

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    Re: Vikings Training Camp Goals

    "Billy" wrote:
    My training camp goals...

    Drink some of Phat Pats belly water.
    Take a chearleader out to a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.
    Get my boobs signed by Cullen Loeffler.
    Sell Wilf some Monopoly real estate, possibly Virgina Avenue.
    Thumb wrestle Ragnar for his furry vest.

    and last but not least

    Get sloshed and wake up in Vegas with a midget.
    Good name for a new bottled water company.

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    Re: Vikings Training Camp Goals

    "singersp" wrote:
    "Billy" wrote:
    My training camp goals...

    Drink some of Phat Pats belly water.
    Take a chearleader out to a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.
    Get my boobs signed by Cullen Loeffler.
    Sell Wilf some Monopoly real estate, possibly Virgina Avenue.
    Thumb wrestle Ragnar for his furry vest.

    and last but not least

    Get sloshed and wake up in Vegas with a midget.
    Bridget?



    Or Tridget?






    I wonder if my Penis would look extra large to a Midget?


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    Re: Vikings Training Camp Goals

    "NordicNed" wrote:
    "singersp" wrote:
    "Billy" wrote:
    My training camp goals...

    Drink some of Phat Pats belly water.
    Take a chearleader out to a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.
    Get my boobs signed by Cullen Loeffler.
    Sell Wilf some Monopoly real estate, possibly Virgina Avenue.
    Thumb wrestle Ragnar for his furry vest.

    and last but not least

    Get sloshed and wake up in Vegas with a midget.
    Bridget?



    Or Tridget?






    I wonder if my Penis would look extra large to a Midget?
    They would probably think it's about normal midget size. ;D

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    Re: Vikings Training Camp Goals

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    Bridget?

    Or Tridget?
    Beggers can't be choosers, any midget with boobs will do.
    Tridget probably has better moves though.

    Let me reiterate.
    She has to be a she.


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    Re: Vikings Training Camp Goals

    My goal for training camp and pre season is for the team to get through them without any blown knees or other season endeing injuries to key players.

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