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    Top 11 Signs your Team Isn't going to the Super Bowl This Year

    11) You were excited for the draft by mid-October.
    10) You got beat by friggin' Detroit
    9) You're leading receiving threat is Bobby Wade
    8) You're running back sets a francise record for most yards in a game and you only win by a last second field goal.
    7) You trade the only of the best WRs to play the game for a dude best known for missing a pay check.
    6)
    Your WRs are only praised for thier "blocking" ability.
    5)
    Your punter is your MVP.
    4)
    Two defenders get their hands on the ball in the end zone...touchdown... arch rivals.
    3)
    Your team highlights only feature one guy.... who was just injured.
    2) Your defense has a better chance of scoring a TD then your offense.
    1) Your coach is Brad Childress.

    Feel free to add your own


    One more:
    Most anouncers don't know how to pronounce your starting QBs first name.

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    Re: Top 11 Signs your Team Isn't going to the Super Bowl This Year

    you know your team isn't going to the super bowl when it's statistically impossible for them to do so. Nice one dolphins.

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    Re: Top 11 Signs your Team Isn't going to the Super Bowl This Year

    1.) You're a Vikings fan.


    FIRE BRAD CHILDRESS
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    Re: Top 11 Signs your Team Isn't going to the Super Bowl This Year

    "C" wrote:
    1.) You're a Vikings fan.


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    Haha you should make a sig like that with the words CUNT on it. Like in the movie crank where he asks "Do I look like i have the word cunt written on my forehead" and it magically appears.

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    Re: Top 11 Signs your Team Isn't going to the Super Bowl This Year

    "litlharsh" wrote:
    "C" wrote:
    1.) You're a Vikings fan.


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    Haha you should make a sig like that with the words CUNT on it. Like in the movie crank where he asks "Do I look like i have the word cunt written on my forehead" and it magically appears.
    [img width=450 height=299]http://farm1.static.flickr.com/254/443827271_7f94e1e671.jpg[/img]
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    Re: Top 11 Signs your Team Isn't going to the Super Bowl This Year

    Crank was one of the worst movie I've ever seen, just gonna throw that into the discussion.

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    Re: Top 11 Signs your Team Isn't going to the Super Bowl This Year

    "C" wrote:
    1.) You're a Vikings fan.


    FIRE BRAD CHILDRESS

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    Re: Top 11 Signs your Team Isn't going to the Super Bowl This Year

    "BadlandsViking" wrote:
    "C" wrote:
    1.) You're a Vikings fan.


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    Hahahaha, never gets old... It fact, it gets better with age.
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    Re: Top 11 Signs your Team Isn't going to the Super Bowl This Year

    Your high draft choice receiver goes to a shoe company to have his eyes checked

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    Re: Top 11 Signs your Team Isn't going to the Super Bowl This Year

    "vikinggreg" wrote:
    Your high draft choice receiver goes to a shoe company to have his eyes checked
    Oh wow!
    that beats any of the ones I came up with!

    This is too easy.

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