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    Those Aren't Good Odds

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    [size=10pt]Those Aren't Good Odds[/size]

    As has been mentioned a few times, our email is the constant target of online gambling spam. Most of it comes from one particular site and is cordial enough, but usually it goes straight to the trash. Monday's entry, however, at least made us stop and think.
    The bit:Super Bowl odds. This particular online site puts the odds of the Vikings winning the Super Bowl at 55 to 1. The site takes it a step further by offering odds on several other things as compared to the Vikings winning it all. Near the bottom of the list, there is this nugget:

    - a bird will poop on you: 50 to 1.

    That's right, Vikings fans. An Internet gambling site is saying you have a better chance of getting pooped on by a bird than witnessing your team's first Super Bowl title.
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    Re: Those Aren't Good Odds

    "shockzilla" wrote:
    Complied by Michael Rand, [email protected]

    [size=10pt]Those Aren't Good Odds[/size]

    As has been mentioned a few times, our email is the constant target of online gambling spam. Most of it comes from one particular site and is cordial enough, but usually it goes straight to the trash. Monday's entry, however, at least made us stop and think.
    The bit:Super Bowl odds. This particular online site puts the odds of the Vikings winning the Super Bowl at 55 to 1. The site takes it a step further by offering odds on several other things as compared to the Vikings winning it all. Near the bottom of the list, there is this nugget:

    - a bird will poop on you: 50 to 1.

    That's right, Vikings fans. An Internet gambling site is saying you have a better chance of getting pooped on by a bird than witnessing your team's first Super Bowl title.
    I got pooped on by a bird twice last week, does that mean I'm going to get struck by lightning?

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    Re: Those Aren't Good Odds

    "BadlandsViking" wrote:
    "shockzilla" wrote:
    Complied by Michael Rand, [email protected]

    [size=10pt]Those Aren't Good Odds[/size]

    As has been mentioned a few times, our email is the constant target of online gambling spam. Most of it comes from one particular site and is cordial enough, but usually it goes straight to the trash. Monday's entry, however, at least made us stop and think.
    The bit:Super Bowl odds. This particular online site puts the odds of the Vikings winning the Super Bowl at 55 to 1. The site takes it a step further by offering odds on several other things as compared to the Vikings winning it all. Near the bottom of the list, there is this nugget:

    - a bird will poop on you: 50 to 1.

    That's right, Vikings fans. An Internet gambling site is saying you have a better chance of getting pooped on by a bird than witnessing your team's first Super Bowl title.
    I got pooped on by a bird twice last week, does that mean I'm going to get struck by lightning?
    I look at it this way....if BLV is getting pooped on by birds twice, that betters my odds of never getting pooped on

    Way to take the poop for the rest of us BLV!

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    Re: Those Aren't Good Odds

    "NDVikingFan66" wrote:
    "BadlandsViking" wrote:
    "shockzilla" wrote:
    Complied by Michael Rand, [email protected]

    [size=10pt]Those Aren't Good Odds[/size]

    As has been mentioned a few times, our email is the constant target of online gambling spam. Most of it comes from one particular site and is cordial enough, but usually it goes straight to the trash. Monday's entry, however, at least made us stop and think.
    The bit:Super Bowl odds. This particular online site puts the odds of the Vikings winning the Super Bowl at 55 to 1. The site takes it a step further by offering odds on several other things as compared to the Vikings winning it all. Near the bottom of the list, there is this nugget:

    - a bird will poop on you: 50 to 1.

    That's right, Vikings fans. An Internet gambling site is saying you have a better chance of getting pooped on by a bird than witnessing your team's first Super Bowl title.
    I got pooped on by a bird twice last week, does that mean I'm going to get struck by lightning?
    I look at it this way....if BLV is getting pooped on by birds twice, that betters my odds of never getting pooped on

    Way to take the poop for the rest of us BLV!
    HAHAHAHA!!! Good one!
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    Now thats funny shit.

    I was walking down the sidewalk near my work a little while ago.
    Just then a woman looked at me with a look of shock on her face so I paused.
    She then looked down her own cleavage and then back at me and screamed "I JUST GOT SHIT ON!!!"
    I had no idea what had just happened so I burst into laughter and she got upset.
    Turns out a bird had just did a fly by shiting on her tits and she was further angered by my inspecting the soiled breasts.
    I then reminder her that if she didnt want me to see her tits she should wear a different shirt.
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    "laujesse" wrote:
    Now thats funny shit.

    I was walking down the sidewalk near my work a little while ago.
    Just then a woman looked at me with a look of shock on her face so I paused.
    She then looked down her own cleavage and then back at me and screamed "I JUST GOT SHIT ON!!!"
    I had no idea what had just happened so I burst into laughter and she got upset.
    Turns out a bird had just did a fly by shiting on her tits and she was further angered by my inspecting the soiled breasts.
    I then reminder her that if she didnt want me to see her tits she should wear a different shirt.
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    Re: Those Aren't Good Odds

    I was riding a good buzz at a festival last summer and decided it was time to check in with the booth.
    Luckily, I was long-stepping rather fast through the crowd when I got hit with some bird doo...it missed my beer and splattered up my forearm instead
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    Re: Those Aren't Good Odds

    "BadlandsViking" wrote:
    "shockzilla" wrote:
    Complied by Michael Rand, [email protected]

    [size=10pt]Those Aren't Good Odds[/size]

    As has been mentioned a few times, our email is the constant target of online gambling spam. Most of it comes from one particular site and is cordial enough, but usually it goes straight to the trash. Monday's entry, however, at least made us stop and think.
    The bit:Super Bowl odds. This particular online site puts the odds of the Vikings winning the Super Bowl at 55 to 1. The site takes it a step further by offering odds on several other things as compared to the Vikings winning it all. Near the bottom of the list, there is this nugget:

    - a bird will poop on you: 50 to 1.

    That's right, Vikings fans. An Internet gambling site is saying you have a better chance of getting pooped on by a bird than witnessing your team's first Super Bowl title.
    I got pooped on by a bird twice last week, does that mean I'm going to get struck by lightning?
    Unfortunetly no, but I think it does mean the vikes will win the superbowl. ;D

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    Re: Those Aren't Good Odds

    Heck, that's far better odds than winning the lottery and I usually buy a ticket a week on that so no reason not to put $10 on it!
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    Re: Those Aren't Good Odds

    There was another article, I think from the UK, that gave 100 to 1 odds of the vikings winning the super bowl.

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