Thread: Are Sven and Ole Cheeseheads???
07-10-2003, 03:58 AM #1
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Are Sven and Ole Cheeseheads???Time spent annoying a Packer fan is never time wasted...
07-10-2003, 12:15 PM #2
Are Sven and Ole Cheeseheads???"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing."
07-10-2003, 12:15 PM #3
Are Sven and Ole Cheeseheads???
A friend in Minnesota sent this to me. Cute, but ya hafta wonder, ya know??? Pass da fish and lefse! You betcha!
Ole and Sven die and wake up in hell. The next day the devil stops in to check on them and sees them dressed in parkas, mittens and bomber hats warming themselves around the fire. The devil asks them, "What are you doing? Isn't it hot enough? for you?"
Ole and Sven reply, "Vell, ya know, we're from nordern Minnesoda, the land of snow and ice and cold. We're just happy for a chance to warm up a little bit, ya know."
The devil decides that these two aren't miserable enough and turns up the heat. The next morning he stops in again and there they are, still dressed in parkas, hats and mittens. The devil asks them again, "Its awfully hot down here, can't you guys feel that?"
Again,Ole and Sven reply, "Vell, like we told you yesterday, we're from nordern Minnesoda, the land of snow and ice and cold. We're just happy for a chance to warm up a little bit, ya know."
This gets the devil a little steamed up and he decides to fix the two guys. He cranks the heat up as high as it will go. The people are wailing and screaming every where. He stops by the room with the two guys from Minnesoda and finds them in light jackets and hats, grilling walleye and
The devil is astonished, "Everyone down here is in abject (Inferior00BarFly, that means "Of the most miserable kind..." I know you're lurking out there my Simian friend!)misery, and you two seem to be enjoying yourself."
The two Minnesodans reply, "Vell, ya know, we don't
get too much warm weather up dere in International Falls, we've just got to have a fish fry when the weathers this nice."
The devil is absolutely furious, he can hardly see straight. Finally he comes up with the answer. The two guys love the heat because they have been cold all their lives!?!? The devil decides to turn all the heat off in hell.
The next morning, the temperature is below zero, icicles are hanging everywhere, people are shivering so bad that they are unable to wail, moan and gnash their teeth.
The devil smiles and heads for the room with the two Minnesodans. He gets there and finds them back in their parkas, bomber hats, and mittens. They are jumping up and down, cheering, yelling and screaming like mad men.
The devil is dumbfounded, "I don't understand, when I turn up the heat you're happy. Now its freezing cold and you're still happy. What is wrong with you two?"
Ole and Sven look at the devil in surprise, "Vell, don't ya know, if hell froze over dat must mean da Vikings won da Super Bowl.""All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing."
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