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    Satirical Vikings article

    Minnesota Vikings Fans Actually Part Of Thinly Veiled Masochists Group « Some Guy Daily News

    “It’s a ritual that’s cyclical in nature,” explained Ashford. “The season comes and one of two things happens: either the Vikings are brutally bad to the point of insulting your intelligence for watching in the first place, or they’re good enough to make it to the NFC Championship game only to choke in the worst way imaginable. The latter happens every 10 years or so just to make sure people think they have a reason to stick around.”

    “Every year is a cycle in and of itself,” Ashford continued in a disgusted tone. “No matter how shitty the Vikings are, like they are this year, fans will convince themselves that they’re only a few free agent signings and a good draft away from being a contender.”

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    Bring out the moonshine.

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    LOL That'd make a nice ringtone.
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