Red McCombs Nickname Game (inspired by Caine)

**PacNWVike** · 01-31-2005, 11:04 PM

Pinky "I'm so cheap I peel toilet paper plies apart to double the use" McCheap

**cajunvike** · 01-31-2005, 11:23 PM

"Cul2Moss84" wrote:

Red* id sell my wife for a nickle *McCombs

More like, Red "You can screw my wife for a nickle" McSucks

**enlvikeman** · 01-31-2005, 11:28 PM

Red " I can squeeze a quarter till the eagle screams" Mccombs.

**BBQ Platypus** · 02-01-2005, 10:13 AM

Red "I'm Like My Team - Give Me a Quarter and I'll Let You Score" McBlowms

**Mr. O** · 02-01-2005, 10:31 AM

Red "I wish I was on Queer eye for the straight guy" McQueen.

Red "When I was born the dr. slapped my mother" Mccombs.

Red "I am well endowed, just ask my boyfriend" Mccombs.

Red "I like to wear my furcoat over lace panties and a bra" Mcconfused.

**snowinapril** · 02-01-2005, 11:00 AM

Red "M.F." McCombs

Not original but it says it all.

Red "I don't trust him any farther than I can throw Jerry Ball" McCombs

Red "every football team I touch turns to crap-ola" McCombs

Red "I will put that crap-ola in a can, call it CRAP-Cola and make 400 Million dollars" McCombs

Red "how much for your women and little boys" McCombs

Red "I have more faces than Micheal Jackson" McCombs

Red "I've perped more viking fans than MJ has perped Neverland Kids" McCombs

Red "get off this talk of selling the Vikings for cheap, the only thing I am selling for cheap is yo' mamma" McCombs

Red "watch out or I will sell you too, along with your mom to close the deal" McCombs

**snowinapril** · 02-01-2005, 11:06 AM

Red "I put the arse in TEX-ass" McCombs

Red "I don't deserve a special title when I get to 1500 post" McCombs

Red "I'll slit my own throat for a buck" McCombs

Red "RUTH-less" McCombs

Red "RUTH was my mom, I sold her to Fowler and Taylor for a buck or a F***, heck I don't ask questions anymore, I am senile " McCombs

**snowinapril** · 02-01-2005, 12:08 PM

Red "I won't even give a Vikings Fan a reach around" McCombs

Bare with me on this one:

Red "Would you like to buy my Mustang 'hey Red, thats a not a Stang, that's a Pinto' well if that's a Pinto, the price just went up 400 million, I also have some retirement property near 3 Mile Island that you must be interested in along with the Pinto" McCombs

**PAvikesfan** · 02-01-2005, 12:47 PM

Red "is Joe M. coming? Joe Mama!" McCombs

Red "raincoats feel good on my naked skin" McCombs

Red "tell me a story" McCombs

Red "EZ Mac really isn't that EZ" McCombs

Red "they make picture boxes in color now?" McCombs

Red "I can relate to Marmaduke" McCombs

Red "retarded children can make money too" McCombs

Red "retaining water" McCombs

Red "gets hot around pregnant women" McCombs

Red "male version of Bea Aurthur" McCombs

Red "female version of Bea Aurtur" McCombs

Red "whistles the theme to the Andy Griffith Show chronically" McCombs

Red "screen name: chistle_monkey" McCombs

Red "what's with all this black licorice?" McCombs

Red "wears Superman underoos" McCombs

alright, some don't make a whole lot of sense but they should be good for a laugh.

PA

**PAvikesfan** · 02-01-2005, 12:56 PM

few more for now:

Red "supersoakers can be used as cheap baby showers" McCombs

Red "when I was 40 my boyfriend tossed my salad" McCombs

Red "my dog shits where he eats" McCombs

Red "culpepper? I hardly know her!?" McCombs

this is mad fun.