Thread: Red McCombs Nickname Game (inspired by Caine)

I've decided to start a new thread. The rules are simple: Come up with insulting nicknames for Red McCombs (Caine-style). I'll start with this one:

Red "I'd Cut off my Balls if it Meant Saving Money on Underwear" McCombs.

Red "I don't like to spend the green" McCombs. Ok that was dumb but it's all I got!

Red "You're Right, That Did Suck, I Deserve a Far More Insulting Nickname than That" McCombs.

(Just kidding).

lol

Red "I ran the Minnesota Vikings into the ground.....but I did save a bunch of money on my car insurance" McCombs

Red "hey kid, that was MY quarter you found on the ground" McCobmsuck!

Red *I only bought the Vikings so I could watch them shower* McCombs

Red *I wear the players jocks on my head while I sleep* McCombs

Red *I blow Boy scouts* McCombs

Red *Greek is my favorite food and sexual style* McCombs

Red *I'll grab my ankles for a nickle* McCombs

Red *I wear women's lingerie and prance about the house singing "It's raining men"* McCombs

Red *wanna spoon?* McCombs

Red *I want to go to prison for the sex* McCombs

Red *I wish Marv Albert would bite ME* McCombs

Red *Dennis Rodman borrows my clothes* McCombs

Red *I went golfing but couldn't get past the ball washer* McCombs

Red *I like gladiator movies* McCombs

Red *I like getting handjobs from circus midgets...it makes my unit look HUGE* McCombs

Red *If I had a nickle for everything I've done in the Vikings' best interest...I'd owe THEM money* McCombs

Caine *really hates Red McCombs...can you tell?*

Red *that guy Caine at PurplePride gives me a hemorrhoid* McCombs

Red *if I shave my butt I can sit on pennys and pick them up* McCombs

Red "I like to throw a grandpa version of a temper-tantrum at my team when they are 6-1 and ruin the next 2 seasons" McCombs.

Red "I'd be better off dead" McCombs