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    Randy Moss Was Right To Berate Catering, Says Conc

    Randy Moss Was Right To Berate Catering, Says Concerned Amateur Meat Expert


    A veritable warming tray firestorm erupted over Randy Moss complaining about the quality of the food served at a post-practice buffet. A devoted reader put on his deerstalker cap and dove into the sordid world of cut-rate carving boards.

    During the buffet they served the lowest grade of beef there is, according to cooking.com: tough and lean. For $5 more a person they could have had Prime Rib. For $7 more they could have had tenderloin. Moss didn't complain until he got to the carving station.
    According to the St Paul Pioneer Press:
    "[Moss] came walking up," Tinucci said. "There were a couple of guys that were in line. I knew Brett [Favre] put his helmet down. I met him carving. I was carving some meat for a guy and all of a sudden I heard all this screaming and I was like, 'Are you kidding me?' I knew who it was immediately. I looked up and there he was. [Moss said], 'I wouldn't feed this [expletive] to my [expletive] dog.' (continued)

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    Re: Randy Moss Was Right To Berate Catering, Says Conc

    this is so fucking great
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    Re: Randy Moss Was Right To Berate Catering, Says Conc

    Well, there's a recession on.

    Of course, you can expect these catering bloodsuckers to serve cheap beef.

    They probably think football players are hungry enough to eat anything.

    Damn good thing somebody called them out.

    Favre, of course, is dumb enough to play with a broken ankle, so we can't judge by him.

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    Re: Randy Moss Was Right To Berate Catering, Says Conc

    Well hell! That changes everything since an amateur meat expert said it.

    "If at first you don't succeed, parachuting is not for you"

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    Re: Randy Moss Was Right To Berate Catering, Says Conc

    So inferior meat lost us Moss and ended any hope for a winning season.

    The football sure do bounce in some unexpected and strange ways.

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    Re: Randy Moss Was Right To Berate Catering, Says Conc

    http://www.tinuccis.com/

    They also provide buffets for funerals
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    Re: Randy Moss Was Right To Berate Catering, Says Conc

    I ate at the casino a couple weeks ago, they had carved round of beef, exactly the cut like the Vikings were served.
    It's fantastic when sliced thin, very little fat, high in protein. Exactly what you would eat when building and maintaing mussle. I'm guessing that Randy is used to eating high fat cuts of meat such as prime rib, ribeye, ribs, Extremely unhealty.
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    Re: Randy Moss Was Right To Berate Catering, Says Conc

    jrjohn wrote:
    I ate at the casino a couple weeks ago, they had carved round of beef, exactly the cut like the Vikings were served.
    It's fantastic when sliced thin, very little fat, high in protein. Exactly what you would eat when building and maintaing mussle. I'm guessing that Randy is used to eating high fat cuts of meat such as prime rib, ribeye, ribs, Extremely unhealty.
    You're right.

    His diet compared with his already unhealthy weight, sedentary lifestyle, and inactive job are really putting him at risk.


    He probably wouldn't have complained about it if they'd just let him smoke weed before the meal.

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    Re: Randy Moss Was Right To Berate Catering, Says Conc

    Well webby ban us if we yell at him how he cooks at the tailgates?

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    Re: Randy Moss Was Right To Berate Catering, Says Conc

    Maybe I'm not a pampered pompous asshole, but I wouldn't complain about eating that. Actually, they could serve dog and I still wouldn't throw a temper tantrum. I know three year olds with enough common courtesy not to start cussing and screaming if they don't like something.

    I'm not even sure if that's supposed to be a joke or not.

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